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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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The Bowery Presents
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YOU ARE THE REASON
Not today Justin
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Product Placement
Show & Tell
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@sour-charity
Idk if it’s because of my transition or just getting older but I’m really not turned on anymore by physique alone. I used to see a really hot person and feel instant desire but now… if there’s not some kind of personality I just don’t need
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By Ellen Jareckie
stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household
i understand why writers keep their alien worldbuilding relatively simple for story practicality reasons but its always a lil funny to me when a sci-fi series is like "this alien species is a culture of bounty hunting warriors" like damn all of them? the whole planet? a whole planet-scale society built on bounty hunting? that seems highly impractical but i'll believe it for you bestie.
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people make jokes about how people who weren’t allowed to watch spongebob as a kid are always talking about how they weren’t allowed to watch spongebob but as one of the aforementioned people who wasn’t allowed to watch spongebob my insight on the matter is: you would not BELIEVE the amount of times spongebob comes up in normal adult conversations. i don’t often think about him of my own accord but people reference him and i have to say. what? and they say. it’s from spongebob?? and i say. oh i never watched spongebob. and they say why? and i say. i wasn’t allowed to. and then a few weeks later it happens again
Morning Glory
you start to understand why they invented the bed
Titanic (1997) dir. James Cameron
came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat
everyone look at these namaki drawings that my friend @lakefama drew i’m crying
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Me: Tom Cruise I picked up more plain steamed fish for you to eat for every meal because of your pathologies
Tom Cruise: thank you so much. By the way I feel that we have been through enough together - you doing a Misery on me and breaking both my legs, etc - that you can just call me Tom
Me: Thank you for saying that Tom Cruise
Lauren Bacall in How to Marry a Millionaire (1953)
Writing tips:
“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context
“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets
Both options convey that he's horny
How dare you be funnier than me on my own post
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My son gave me a card that said, "You are the best mom ever" so I asked him if he collected empirical evidence to back up that claim. He admitted to doing no research at all; therefore it's purely anecdotal and cannot be trusted. I have hung this sentimental atrocity on my office wall.
