¡que calidad!

Daily reminder to Americans on this website that American war on Iran is bad because Iranians are getting killed not because you can no longer afford going to the movies in the weekends or refill your car 😒

Y'know what, this reminder also includes non-Americans. Let's watch our words and keep the victims of American aggressions in our heart always

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

my body is not a soft animal you dumb asshole i need amphetamines

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

The dead horse beats me

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever