Don't open the closet

energy of an 85 year old who got freaky friday’d tbh

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20

I think it would be fun to go full out with “1001 Arabian Nights” orientalized fictional New York setting. It’s somehow always the 20s, and 80s and also contemporary. There’s depression era gangsters and Wall Street finance bros. Spider-man or the Teen Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles might show up. The Mayor is never named but is a constantly felt presence. Sometimes the World Trade Centres are there, sometimes they’re not.

Batman the animated series

holding space for cassrose and jayrose existing within the same timeline because I think it could be deeply funny

crack taken seriously scenario where Dick invites Rose to bat-thanksgiving not knowing that she’s both Cass’s enemy with befits and Jason’s fwb and she spends the entire time trying to flirt with Steph much to Cass’s chagrin

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

smirking bastard with grievous grin

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system