Don't open the closet

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

when men get too jacked they start looking like crash bandicoot

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

there basically isn't a single established action archetype that you can't improve tenfold by making it a girl

the old master. the sneering rival. the implacable pursuer. the pragmatic mercenary. the combat hedonist. the sleeper operative. the guy who's just really big. the list goes on

energy of an 85 year old who got freaky friday’d tbh

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20