i know its been a while since it came out but im preeetty sure this is exactly how CATWS ended

Wolffe: Weak. I sleep with two blasters under mine.

Cody: You are both pathetic.

Rex: What weapon do you sleep with then?

In no particular order:

~ When Loki died ~

S: Woah, woah, woah! I thought people weren’t dying until the end!

Me: It’s sad, right?

J: Yeah, his brother had to watch him die. That’s so sad. He can’t even cry right cause he’s missing an eye.

S: They’re both really hot though.

~ When T'challa appeared for the first time ~

S: Oh, black panther, I love him!

Me: You haven’t seen black panther.

S: Yeah, but all black people love black panther. He represents hope.

~ When Steve and Bucky reunited ~

J: Oh, they’re in love.

S: How do you know?

J: Did you see those eyes? Those are love eyes.

S: Maybe they’re just really close friends.

J: Nah. The long haired one definitely wants in Captain America’s pants.

~ When Peter Parker appeared for the first time ~

S: Who is that? He’s hot.

Me: Peter Parker. Spiderman.

S: No, I know, but who plays him?

Me: Tom Holland.

S: I need to find his instagram.

~ When the guardians appeared for the first time ~

S: Oh! Oh! I saw this movie!

J: Is that Andy from Parks and Rec?

Me: Yeah, that’s Chris Pratt.

J: *gasp* Is that April from Parks and Rec?

Me: No, that’s Zoe Saldana.

J: …oh.

~ Before the Wakanda Battle ~

S: Where’s Michael B Jordan?

Me: Killmonger? He died in black panther.

S: What? Why?

Me: He was the bad guy.

S: WHAT?

~ During the Wakanda battle ~

S: The girl with no hair is so badass. I want to be her.

J: Same, tbh.

S: Is the magic girl in love with Black Widow?

Me: No. She’s in love with vision.

S: Where’s Tom Holland?

Me: He’s in space. You just saw him like two seconds ago.

S: Isn’t this space?

J: No, Shanhia, this is Wakanda! Where black panther lives.

S: Oh. Where’s the sister? She’s the only one I care about.

~ When Peter snuck onto the ship ~

J: Iron man is his dad, right?

Me: No.

S: Then this is confusing. I didn’t see his movie. I only saw guardians.

~ At the end ~

J: I could really go for some pizza rolls right now.

S: THAT’S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY? SPIDERMAN JUST DIED IN HIS DAD’S ARMS!

J: Anna said that wasn’t his dad.

S: SAME DIFFERENCE! CAPTAIN AMERICA’S BOYFRIEND DIED TOO! AND BLACK PANTHER! THEY WERE BOTH SO HOT!

Me: Maybe we should just calm down.

the rumble of the engine in his blue camaro.

the sound of his boot hitting the ground as he stepped out of the car.

his head turn perfectly timed with the “here i am”

Steve in his head: