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WHAT

god just straight up yoinked adams rib😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭thats theft

are you live-blogging the fucking bible 😭😭😭😭😭

this shit is wild i had to

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

I wouldn't say I'm a lapsed cultist. I still accept the basic worldview--I believe that Cthulhu lies in R'lyeh in a deathlike sleep, I believe his Star-spawn shall one day cleanse the earth and usher in an age of shouting and killing and reveling in joy, yada yada--but I'm not, y'know, religious about it. Cthulhu has lied sleeping for, like, countless aeons, he's probably not waking up in my lifetime. I doubt giving up my Friday nights to chant "Cthulhu fhtagn" with a bunch of naked old guys in a basement is gonna wake him up any faster. I mean, if I ever have kids, I'll probably start going again, but that's more about teaching good morals.

I want Christians to understand that this is what you sound like to me.

This is because I, a Christian, wrote it to make fun of Christians.

oh i outed myself as a weirdo earlier i forgottttttekionfwndfgknalkfg

Coworkers were talking about the Lilo and Stitch live action film and they said Gantu wasn't in the film then asked if i knew who that was and i was like "the hot alien guy yeah" without thinking and everyone just kept saying "what what do you mean" and asking me to clarify and i just shrugged and wouldnt elaborate

me on days when i’m in the lab doing gruesome medical experiments on human subjects

Today is the only day you can reblog this.

Nothing quite like seeing this on my dash on both April 10th and October 4th

World Heritage Post

Man, I miss Mjolnir. My old 5lb sledge welded to a 12in steel pipe