recorded music is a statue of a waterfall

every time i get a cut/burn at some point while it heals i always have a moment where i randomly look at it and think wow my skin is just straight up rebuilding itself isn't that crazy. i'm regenerating right now i'm fucking wolverine

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

Let's all Get Bald and Play with Our Synthesisers #BrianEnoSummer

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste

everyone in a band is evil because music is of the devil

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous