Fandomites will be like "the omegaverse is often used for complex explorations of gender and parenthood" and the complex explorations in question is often extreme fantasy misogyny through the compelling lens of "what if men were harmed by the patriarchy the exact same way women are and also every misogynistic ideal is somewhat true in this universe"

i still don’t understand what the difference is between a strike and a ball ❤️

God I fucking love being a monk at the Monastery of Lindisfarne on this fine morning of June 8th, 793. I love looking at all the gold and silver objects and alive monks that live here.

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

I'm gonna get phthaloplasty. Oh yeah my shit's all gonna be a serene sea green, or perhaps a tidal blue

i love to have a hobby

my hobby is looking at two guys and saying Now whats all this then

The zipper merge requires a level of cooperation and goodwill that the citizens of this great country have never once displayed