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This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

*spits out a nuanceberry* that was without a doubt the worst thing I've ever tasted, and an affront to all that is good

Gimme 1 margarita and I saw off my leg!

im obsessed with the world of donkey kong, where the "barrel" is an abstracted, functionless object that seems to just manifest in the wild

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

posting is exactly like beowulf

british money’s called “quid”, short for liquid, which used to be the official currency. any liquid. “as long as it splash we use it for cash”- old british saying

give me booboo wheel... i must have booboo wheel i simply must!

tramp stamp that says "are you mad at me?"

How many times do you think this scene has played out in real life since this aired