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mr president another dril tweet has manifested itself into reality

Paul Simon, ca. 1969, 1983, 1993, 2010, 2015

Hmm. Hmm. I’ve had some really out there stuff added to my posts but this is somehow the worst addition I’ve ever seen

*is forced to wear this and parade myself around town and children throw rotten produce at me*

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

I know my sense of feminist annoyance is way overtuned because once I (woman) was topping a guy (man) and he was doing the "fuck me, yeah, fuck me" thing and I just thought :/ okay I was already doing that but now it's going to look like it was your suggestion

god DAM babey u done stop me in m TRACKS i can smell ur dam FEET from HHHHHHH EEEEEEHEEEHOOHOOO i can smell ur dam FEET from HERE well look me n the patnurs goin down to the levi tpack some LIPS maybe go mudridin how bouchune y HHHHHHHHHHHH fat ass friend hop ina HHHHHHHHHHHHH 😂😂 hop inthe backs HH HHH HHH HEEEEEEE

plany off time is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have

it would be so nice if you were allowed to start working on projects before you hit the 12 hour until deadline mark but sadly it’s not possible with our current technology. scientists are hard at work but for now this is one of the limitations we must face as a people

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved