"ao3 should have an algorithm" ao3 should continue only giving me exactly what I ask for which happens because I know how to use the search, sort, and filter functions

i hate art school the stairwell in one of our halls has walls made out of fucking jeans. blah blah art is subjective blah blah what the FUCK is the jall (jeans wall) there for

Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”

They named the baby Segway.

when brains r like "today i will not brain" my brother in christ you are a brain

this went from 13K to 15K in two days flat, is everybody... okay?

Brain not braining.

might i add-- everyone is capable of doing good or bad things, but neither goodness nor badness are intrinsic qualities 

Still think my fave greentext story is “I will remember this some day”

mud dragon

That horse is having a great time.

is it really sunday evening again didnt this happen like a week ago