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Oh and also. If anyone here likes radiosnake and having your heart shattered in the best possible way I strongly reccommend you read @ckret2ās fanfics. All of them. But the one I specifically made this fanart for Iāll link right here:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/23832007
Theyāre,,,,,,, c uteā
Me alegra ver que esta ship estĆ” ganando terreno ā”
I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldnāt go away and Iāve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you Iāve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire
Ah rabies
But what if the bat was from my secret gay vampire admirer
Omg rly ??
yes! really!
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Okay so I just got off the phone with them. I talked to a trans girl named Aurora & she was super helpful! She gave me a few doctors to talk to & encouraged me to seek therapy instead of just rushing to get my pills. She literally found a trans friendly therapist in my town & I would definitely recommend giving them a call!
GUYS COME SEE THIS!!!!!! I didnāt know about this, come look!!!!!!
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it ok to not be ready
Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and theyāre uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they donāt tell them that they want to stop because they are not ready. Itās okay not to be ready.Ā
notice here that consent is revoked without ever saying no and consent goes so far beyond yes/no!!!!!!
This is very good. Just want to add that ānot being readyā implies the default is being sexually active or thatās a goal that should be reached. Itās okay to like.. just not want to have sex, it doesnāt necessarily mean you āarenāt readyā and should take steps to ābe ready.ā Not wanting to be sexually active is good and okay for whatever reason you have.
So I was rereading Harry Potter, when I came across this and thought- what if instead of Cedric Diggory, Cassius WarringtonĀ had been chosen to compete in the Triwizard Tournament?
Imagine Dumbledore calling out the name of the Hogwarts champion and it isnāt a Gryffindor, or a Ravenclaw, or even a Hufflepuff, but itās a Slytherin. A student from a House most people hate.
Imagine Cassius Warrington getting up, and three out of four Houses are booing at him and shouting things likeĀ āNO!ā or,Ā āWe canāt have a Slytherin champion!ā or demanding a retry. But heās a Slytherin- heās been dealing with this shit since he got sorted, so he keeps his head high and joins the other champions.
Imagine Harry trying to catch Warrington alone because he doesnāt really want to associate with Slytherins (plus Malfoy has this tendency of being around the guy ALL THE TIME since he got chosen), but at the same time heās also fair enough not to want him to walk into the first task unprepared.
Imagine Warrington walking over to Harry a few months later, and Ron and Hermione both jump into a protective stance, wands out, but instead of attacking Harry he just tells him to stick the egg underwater. (Because Slytherins donāt forget those who helped them out).
Imagine Warrington and Harry helping each other out in the labyrinth.
Imagine Harry being devastated when Peter kills Warrington- because Voldemort doesnāt care what house theyāre form, a spare is a spare.
Imagine the uproar that causes among the Slytherins, because some of their parents really are Death Eaters and they know what really happened.
Imagine Slytherins fighting in the Battle of Hogwarts and shoutingĀ āThis is for Cassius!ā
Imagine Harry returning with Warringtonās body, and the crowd realizes whatās happened, but Warringtonās parents donāt show up. Thereās no one to mourn him, to cradle him in their arms and cry for their son. The Slytherins know why. His parents were Death Eaters, too.
Imagine Slytherins reaching out, asking for help from classmates from other houses. Theyāre terrified, truly terrified because the being their parents claimed would never hurt them because theyāre pureblood, they realize that he does not care.
Imagine Slytherins in the 5th book sneaking off to join Dumbledoreās Army, to learn more about who Voldemort is without their parents acting as a filter.Ā
Imagine the shock when theyāre told what heās really done.
Imagine that a few talented Slytherins went with Harry and the others into the Ministry of Magic. The others are a bit wary but they prove themselves as friends.
Imagine them being confronted by Lucius Malfoy in the the Hall of Prophecy, and when the Death Eaters descend, they know that any one of them could be their parents.
Imagine the shocked gasp of a Death Eater as they realize their own child, a pureblood, is standing defiantly with Harry Potter. They choke back a cry. They canāt let their child know that they were about to duel to the death.
Imagine a DA Slytherin facing off against their own Death Eater parent. That they make the decision to let their child defeat them, because in that moment, they realize that they love their child more than they fear Voldemort. They go down, mask unveiled, and the Slytherin kid has to be dragged from the fight before he gets killed.
Imagine Book 6 Slytherins getting more friendly and cooperative with the other houses. Two years of Voldemort terrorizing the muggle and Wizarding world, two years where their parents just up and leave some days, cringing from the pain in their arm, two years after the death of the first Slytherin pureblood, Cassius Warrington, killed by Voldemortās right-hand man, and theyāre slowly hitting the breaking point.
Imagine Slytherin kids keeping tabs on their parents, sending the information to Harry, who shares it with the Order of the Phoenix, and hoping that their parents wonāt be killed.
Imagine Book 7 Slytherins low-key rebelling against the new oppressive Hogwarts staff.
Imagine the final siege on Hogwarts, where Slytherins stand proudly by their fellow houses, knowing full-well they could be fighting their own parents. Some Slytherins knowĀ their parents were in the fighting. They hope to find them first and sneak them away. Their fellow students understand. Professor McGonagall allows 7th Year Slytherin, Pansy Parkinson, to duel a death eater in her stead; her father is under that veil. She knows it.
Imagine the aftermath of the battle; every house suffered loses. Slytherin students crying over the deaths of friends they made in every house.
Imagine a Cassius Warrington statue made in his honor, the first Slytherin to fight and die nobly with Harry Potter, the boy who lived, in the face of ultimate evil. He was a true Slytherin, and itās in his name that Slytherin children and their families have cut all ties with the Death Eaters, denounced Voldemort, and are finally living in peace.
#i do enjoy cedric #but this would have been immensely wonderful in many ways (via batty4u)
Imagine a story in which Harry wasnāt in love with his fellow championās girlfriend, but after her boyfriendās death just hugs her so long, so hard, and says āhe wanted to win for you. You should knowāyou should know he won, he did it for youā and gives her the best hug and shoulder he knows how to be because her parents arenāt there either and she must know why.
Imagine Harry staring over her head at everyone else until Hermione steps upāit doesnāt take long, but it takes long enough that when she does all eyes are on her as a source of motionāand says āweāre never going to forget this. Theyāre not going to get away with itā and the girlfriend just latches onto Hermione and everyone is in wands-out stance convinced sheās about to attack the shit out of Hermione, and then the girlfriend stares into her eyes and says ādo you promise meā and Hermione just gives her this super-firm nod and says āI promiseā and the girlfriend just collapses on her, sobbing.Ā
Imagine Dumbledore trying to give some flowery speech about inter-wizard solidarity while glossing over why, because Slytherins have always been a touchy subject, and Ron gets to his feet and says āProfessor, I need to say something importantā and Dumbledore is so surprised he just cedes the floor, and Ronāafter that awkward moment when he realizes everyone is staring at himāsays he didnāt know Warrington particularly, but he knows how Warrington and Harry played. That each was always cheering on the other. Both wanted to win, but neither was willing to undercut the other by underhanded means. He finishes up saying āI thinkāI think itās important everyone should know he died being what a champion should be. Because he could have abandoned Harry and instead he stood up with him to play the game the honest way, and he died for it. Andāand Slytherin House should be proud, and we should all be proud, because Warrington was a good bloke.ā He sits back down all flustered because he didnāt actually stand up meaning to make a speech. And then Pansy Parkinson stands up before Dumbledore can take back control of the room and says āI want to tell Weasley thank you.ā And all of Slytherin House raises a glassāto Warrington, to Weasley, to Potterāand the other houses follow suit. Many years later, Wizarding scholars will say that was the moment Voldemort truly lost.
Imagine later that summer. Harry gets several owls on his birthday, all unsigned. The birds are plump and pretentious and well-cared-for. He will never know which Slytherins sent him their treasures: parchments with hexes developed by the Death Eaters; a strange locket that will only open if he whispers a special spell but that always shows him the picture he most needs to see; a page torn from a potions book that, brewed properly, will allow him extra time to summon a Patronus by giving him a few crucial seconds not just of happiness but of bliss. It doesnāt matter. Harry knows these gifts not as birthday gifts but for what they really are, and he treasures the locket and copies out the potion to send to Hermione and Mrs. Weasley, and when first summoned by the Order of the Phoenix he marches straight up to Dumbledore with the hexes and says āI canāt tell you where I got these, Professor. But theyāre in use by the Death Eaters and I think you should have them.ā Months later, Sirius will recognize the spell Bellatrix shoots at him, and will dive out of the way just in the nick of time.
The final battle. Everyone is there. Sirius somehow ends up herding a group of Slytherins. They all stare at him and he at them, across a centuries-old divide Voldemort has only succeeded in deepening. Then he remembers the hexes. Harryās locket, now tucked under Siriusā shirt because Harryās friends are with him in this battle but most of Siriusā are dead. The moment that happiness potion saved Remusā life, his very soul. Snapeās final words to Harry, finally seen not as mockery but real true advice. What Harry said Voldemort saidāhis first words in his new form. They are kids, and they are sharing the same kind of hurt he once wouldnāt admit to, watching his mother burn his name off the family tree. āWhen we go in there, itās going to be hell,ā he tells the Slytherins. āSome of you are probably going to die. I might go down too, and if I do I want your best curser in the front. But I want you all to remember one thing. There are no spares.āĀ Later retellings of the battle never fail to mention the moment a group of angry, screaming teens burst into the Great Hall, wearing their green and silver as the badge of honor it should be, shouting NO SPARES, NO SPARES at the tops of their voices in between hexes and curses and the occasional physical punch. When Hermione is present, she always interrupts the storyteller to be sure everyone knows about the moment Blaise Zabini shoved her to the floor, dropped on top of her, fired off three curses in rapid succession and said āstay alive, Granger, we need youā before jumping back to his feet and vanishing into the meleeāhow, for all anyone knows, those may have been his last words, and she will not let his sacrifice go unnoted.Ā
The aftermath. Malfoy holds out a hand to Sirius, badly injured on the floor. Sirius asks how Malfoy is willing to trust him. Malfoy nods at his chest. āYouāve got my godfatherās locket,ā he says, and when Sirius and Harry finally speak after the battle Harry gives his full agreement to the very first thing out ofĀ Siriusā mouth. They give the locket to Malfoy. Sirius grits his teeth and closes his eyes and opens them and says āHe probably saved my life, giving Harry that.ā He doesnāt say thank you. Malfoy hears it anyway.
The school reopens under a single banner: the four Houses united. The House rivalry is reduced to just thatāa competition in funāwith those deep divides slowly healing to scars, and eventually away to nothing at all.
Imagine it.
When we stand, we stand united as one
And then there would be no hope for any uprising of evil, no users of the dark arts would dare to attack. There would be no neglected Slytherins turning to a darker cause. The unity Cassius Warringtonās death caused would come to save the world, time and time again, as would-be-Voldemorts find no followers. No children will ever have to fight their parents, or family. There would always be peace.Ā
oh christ somebody added to it and now iām a soggy emotional wreck
Iām crying because this is what slytherins should have been and truly are
āAND THIS IS WHY MY PET PEEVE IS WHEN PEOPLE SAY SLYTHERINS ARE āTHE BAD GUYSā
Yāall outdo JKR every day. You take her scaffolding and fill it in with SO MUCH LOVE.
help me out guys. reblog this, like this. for every note, everything is pushed back a day for him. I need your help. he doesnāt believe itās possible to help him. but itās entirely possible, especially with your help. I know these are so sporadic and clichĆ© to an extent along with becoming so popular on here, but please. I appreciate every single note
REBLOGGGGG LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
BREAK THE POST BREAK THE POST!!!!
REBLOG LIKE YOUR LIFE IS ON THE LINE.
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The Last Irken Chapter 3: part two
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I think my favorite thing about being engaged is when I ask my fiancĆ© āWhoās my future husbandā kind of in the same way youād ask a dog whoās a good boy and he gets really excited and goes āITS ME, I AM FUTURE HUSBANDā
News update weāve been married for almost 6 months now (6 months in three days) and he still gets excited when I come home and say āWhere is husband?ā Heāll pop up from wherever he is or whatever heās doing and say āHELLO ITS ME I AM HEREā
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