shit gets real at roleplay prom

evoking bertholt brecht’s “the way people cast a play!” quote as a spell against prescriptive, stereotypical, fatalistic typecasting

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me

me :3

I love Greek food I love. that zeekey sauce

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it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

it's a romcom to YOU. to me it's psychological horror

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

that one friend who cant stop getting nerfed

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might