I tore open time for you.

May I please have 1 everything

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

Interesting I like it

thinking about diatoms again

microscopic living stars made of glass that eat the sun. and they're all around us. in every body of water. glass sun-eating stars.

and you know. like oblongs and triangles and some other bullshit

"oh i really love xyz character-" really? outside the context of shipping?

“A church”?? That’s Old North Church! That’s THE church where the lanterns were lit.

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have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

whenever the conversation about difficulty and accessibility in games come up i want to slam my head into a wall because noone thats speaking has anything more than a surface level understanding of what "difficulty" even is

your game should have accessibility options, but if your only accessibility options are "turn off central game mechanics" then you have made shit accessibility options.

bonus points: if you put a game speed slider in your game you can also allow Absolute Fucking Freaks to turn it higher than 100%

can i come to your house and make you know some information

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

“mom coded” “sister coded” “wine aunt coded” what if she’s his friend instead. you’re actually allowed to be friends with women

a broken link is a kind of dead wife

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