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Nice argument bro. Unfortunately for you, the meteor is coming

you people will make anybody a daddy dom it’s so scary

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

the self is a guy you made up to get mad at

happy month, fellow slurs.

One of the things they don't tell you about following gay guys on tumblr. You will see gif sets of every single time any man has ever been naked in a movie or tv show. You will learn about shows and movies you've never heard of before because gay guys on tumblr are reblogging gifs of a slightly chubby side character taking off his shirt and you can see his tits jiggle a bit

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

Your therapist asks you "Who in this image do you see yourself as?" and then shows you a drawing of two shirtless skinny anime catboys with a thread of saliva going between their lips

It was actually just an ink blot but thank you, this gives me a lot to work with

It was a global problem

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

my sons ranked from most to least hard to love