eggs eggs e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eggs free range eggs e-e-e

the simplicity of lactase supplements is so funny to me. it costs like $4 to circumvent evolutionary biology. want to eat dairy but your body doesn’t produce the enzyme necessary to digest lactose? the devs haven’t patched that yet but you can download a mod

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today i would like to present a bold, feminist reimagining of the evidence you've seen presented against my client

I like characters who are women and they suck and are bad people. Bonus points if she never really faces consequences.

god forbid women do anything

my apolitical border patrol game's "craniometric measurement" minigame you HAVE to do to figure out if someone is a terrorist demon is garnering a lot of criticisms already answered by the "apolitical border patrol game" part and i really feel like theyre focusing too much on the craniometric measuring minigame and not all the time i spent coding the minigame where your commanding officer gives you a "foot-job" (cause this is a freaky game!) and asks you to put your genetically pure babies in her for the glory of the state. i didnt even use ai im ANTI AI i hired an artist why is everyone made at me???? did you want it to be more solarpunk????

I'm imagining the smell of lemon and lavender broth wafting out of the pot in a way that would upset someone and keep cackling because all I can imagine is that it has to smell like a dead centipede