eggs eggs e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eggs free range eggs e-e-e

okay okay we all had fun with the "charlie kirk didn't kill himself" memes but i feel like its gone too far now that theres an innocent person being tried for his suicide

notice how its always a usamerican movie too

ricky and mortis

I take a puff and then look at the chimpanzee I am supposed to be taking care of. with my enhanced empathy I know he badly wants a little bit. he does the universal primate gesture for give here. I hand him the joint, he carefully disassembles me like a lego house

you motherfuckers are never graduating Instrument School

Jesus Christ gang is it made of fucking wood???🪵

”gao gao” is a ferocious sound made by little girls

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars

HEY CAN EVERYONE TELL SHEILA THAT THIS IS NOT AN OVERREACTION AND THAT THIS IS INSANE AND YOU NEED TO LEAVE HIM YESTERDAY

GIRL, DUMP HIM

GIRL KILL HIM

KILL HIMMMMM

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition