eggs eggs e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eggs free range eggs e-e-e

HEY CAN EVERYONE TELL SHEILA THAT THIS IS NOT AN OVERREACTION AND THAT THIS IS INSANE AND YOU NEED TO LEAVE HIM YESTERDAY

GIRL, DUMP HIM

GIRL KILL HIM

KILL HIMMMMM

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

a few years on estrogen will turn your cumshots into NileRed yields

being a pervert feminist sucks because you spend so much time arguing that not every sexual depiction is objectifying women and then you turn around and have to deal with people doing Women Objectifying Simulator

when the green tea hits

Being a brown tgirl is such bullshit. Everyone treats you like dogshit but will invoke your name at any opportunity to win an argument. Tumblr crackers are forever screaming at eachother calling the other the whitest bitch ever. One will mention the brown tgirl and the other will say "you're using poc womenas a shield!!!1!1!" meanwhile you are not welcome to the conversation at all. I fucking hate white gays. Our opinion doesn't matter because we are supposed to be a homogeneous entity that props up the point of one white bitch against the other white bitch. The same one who calls brown women rapists too probably. FUCK

I feel like the Brazilian football league is a goldmine of untapped potential for silly tumblr posts. What if I just started posting random funny moments of Brazilian football