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commission for @kirikomamura

I laughed so hard I almost cried at this btw, this is the funniest response, also it’s a handheld cutting board that I just found out from Lost could be used as a charcuterie board which makes it way funnier cause omg you’re right

This country is awesome

Comments: This job is hell my life is hell don't do it. I wake up every morning for work and hold a gun to my head while doing deep breathing exercises. Find a time machine and go back to 1979 if you even want a chance of getting a position. Prepare to move 5000 miles away. You will be paid one penny per hour for the first 15 years and your days will be 12 hours long at minimum. Being dead is better than doing this profession

>it's wet

I feel like it's redundant to have ISIS marked with Shinigami Eyes, considering that they hate just about everyone, but I'm glad the Salafist-Jihadists within al-Nusra had no issues with trans people

me after ants find me asleep at the picnic

fuuuuuck