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calvin home sick today #CRACKERDOWN

without this bitch derailing playtime i will finally have the platform i need to disseminate historical materialism

kiryu would watch tom and jerry with haruka and every so often hed do a little smirk and go Heh.

he would see Jerry lure Tom into stepping on a rake and go "I see. He used his opponents own anger against him" and learn a new move called Essence of Rake

What's her number

Standing outside the club w no ID dressed as benoit blanc and asking women if they could help me solve the mystery of where my hug is at

theres only one pony i dont fully identify with all the other ones are like huge parts of my personality but rainbowdash is just like. a jock. she would scare me it would be like having a flying bug in my house. i dont want that i wanna smoke weed with pinkpie and fluttershy and then go for a walk ij the woods with applejack and borrow horse outfits from rarity and learn the true nature of raiiretu with twilight. mhm. but rainbow dash can hang out I just want her to understand that im autistic and eqsily freaked out. but im sure shes used to girls like that. its yrue. mhm

Niu Lai has not made its way onto tumblr yet so I guess my anglophone ass has to make a post about it

Good news: Niu Lai was only pulled from cinemas its hometown, because "the film’s poor quality could harm the city’s image." The rest of China is still screening it.