eggs eggs e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eggs free range eggs e-e-e

stole some guy's dog and drove off but then i realized i didnt even want this thing so i threw it out the window and it shattered like a vase

death stranding 2 is a good game because you can give the baby coffin you carry everywhere an iridescent paint job

No offense but if you're exclusively attracted to white people or cis people that is not a neutral or unbiased thing lmao. I know that may sound uncomfortable. But attraction is not this infallible thing that's completely uninfluenced from broader forces.

dude turn on music. any album

We need to save they/them transfems from deltarune fans

just heard about lindsey graham. I don't know what to say. every interaction I had with him, he was a veritable ray of sunshine. I still remember sitting by the lake, tracing reeds across the water's surface and promising that those beautiful days of summer would last forever

I can't believe he's dead. It feels like just yesterday Lindsay Graham and I were just young boys playing down by the creek. "CT buddy, one day I'm gonna start a war with Iran" he would tell me, "and then by god I'm gonna immediately lose and die." Well look where we are now old friend. Look where we are now.

we had soviet aviators coming in today and i was giving them a tour which progressively turned into one of the most productive conversations i had all the years that i've been working here.........oh ussr you're so deeply missed