eggs eggs e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eggs free range eggs e-e-e

my apolitical border patrol game's "craniometric measurement" minigame you HAVE to do to figure out if someone is a terrorist demon is garnering a lot of criticisms already answered by the "apolitical border patrol game" part and i really feel like theyre focusing too much on the craniometric measuring minigame and not all the time i spent coding the minigame where your commanding officer gives you a "foot-job" (cause this is a freaky game!) and asks you to put your genetically pure babies in her for the glory of the state. i didnt even use ai im ANTI AI i hired an artist why is everyone made at me???? did you want it to be more solarpunk????

I'm imagining the smell of lemon and lavender broth wafting out of the pot in a way that would upset someone and keep cackling because all I can imagine is that it has to smell like a dead centipede

They're gonna cancel me for condoning cinephilia

the problem with most fetish posts here is that they're indistinguishable from 08/15 standard hetslop mechanical porn. do you understand. it's all just about end goal thing -> hole. the "kink" is the circumstances under which the thing enters the hole. gtfo

penetrative sex is a plague

true sexually disturbed individuals are not aroused by actual sex

Not shaving and not wearing make up are literally nonbehaviors. They’re a complete lack of action. But doing nothing is considered masculine because women are not allowed to just be. this goes double for trans women.

reblog this version because transmisogynists don’t know how to fuck off.

really makes you think about the values of our grimdark-obsessed modern age of cynicism when people are praising nihilistic media where nothing gets better like "the wire" when we could have hopeful and thus radically progressive media where everything turns out okay in the end, like "law & order"