eggs eggs e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eggs free range eggs e-e-e

if you think about it, playing peggle perfectly so I could see a friend's boobs is basically me yearning for the fantasy of the pc98 mahjong game innately

okay okay we all had fun with the "charlie kirk didn't kill himself" memes but i feel like its gone too far now that theres an innocent person being tried for his suicide

on my "don't walk to metlife" post I kept seeing people say that drivers would "bergentruck" pedestrians on the turnpike and it turns out that that's a reference to an Undertale meme where a character purposefully runs over people, but the portion of the jersey turnpike that goes to metlife is bergen county, and I had just instantly accepted that there was a term specifically referring to jersey drivers from there. I didn't even question it. Neither would you, if you had ever driven there.

stole some guy's dog and drove off but then i realized i didnt even want this thing so i threw it out the window and it shattered like a vase

death stranding 2 is a good game because you can give the baby coffin you carry everywhere an iridescent paint job

No offense but if you're exclusively attracted to white people or cis people that is not a neutral or unbiased thing lmao. I know that may sound uncomfortable. But attraction is not this infallible thing that's completely uninfluenced from broader forces.