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Instead of crass and discriminatory "jokes", I prefer to get my chuckles from wholesome humor, such as: "my god, the scrimbly blumbo!" Hahahaha! Really, there's no need for slurs and put-downs when comedy like "skcrunklo bonglo bingo" is available! I am racist as fuck though,

it really pisses me off bad that professional english translators seem to think so consistently that not only can they write a better story than whatever they're translating, but that it is their right and privilege to subject you to their dogshit writing instead of making any attempt to actually convey what the original fucking text says

motherfuckers are changing characters' personalities. for real who do you think you are

what do you mean the wayneradiotv spamton stream is now retroactively lore relevant now

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

so there's a new SCP movie in the works. this is a bad thing because the entire SCP project is licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0, which means that any derivative works based on it (i.e. this movie) have to be released under that same license, and that license explicitly permits no-cost reuploads. like piracy of this movie would be explicitly legal. the only exception would be if they tracked down and got explicit written permission from every collaborator who has ever contributed to any of the stuff they touch on in the movie, but the authors on the site are just as surprised as everyone else, so they didn't do that. the movie is being made by a UAE-owned production company so either they're aware of this issue and are fine with making 0 money on an expensive movie, or they're aware of this issue and are going to attempt some legal bullshit to screw over the writers who wrote 90% of their movie. IP law helps creators btw