Kaylapocalypse @kaylapocalypse - Tumblr Blog

I just want to say, from the bottom of my heart, a very big thank you to my tumblr community. I don’t think I would be anywhere without the constant love and support I receive from you all on here. I’m endlessly grateful to the wonderful and vibrantly unique souls I’ve had the pleasure to be in the company of on here. I’ve had many ups and downs, many achievements and disappointments, but through it all I know I have solace here. Thank you all, I hope I can make you all very proud someday, as I am of you 🥺❤️🫂

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seashellronan

being the weird girl all your life and always hiding parts of yourself to fit in and then meeting someone who actually likes you because of those weird parts rather than in spite of them is the most healing experience in the world i hope that all you little freaks in my phone can also find this someday

prunsel

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

computationalcalculator

buttholy

imagine being ruben and everybody hates you right? everybody thinks you're a good for nothing piece of shit who should have stayed in jail and all you do is get into trouble and make your mum's life worse and make everyone's life worse because you're nothing nothing nothing

and then you meet niall (again). and you can help him. and he looks at you with his big brown eyes like you're his hero. he worships you. he begs you to come to his college and you do and he's grinning like an idiot and looking at you like you're a god and throwing glances at his new fancy college friends as if to say: "do you see? do you see? that's my brother. he's handsome and cool and he doesn't give a fuck and you love him and you want him but he's mine and he's everything everything everything" and you'll never ever be a small scared dumb kid again as long as niall is there to make you feel like a man

byjove

The funniest part of A New Hope is that Luke Skywalker is a 19 year old who has not locked in yet and plays with toys and sleeps in his childhood bedroom at his aunt and uncle’s house and Leia Organa is a 19 year old with a mission to save the galaxy from fascism. Luke has never left his hometown, Leia just watched her planet be blown up. He’s peeved his uncle is asking him to do his chores, she’s imprisoned for resisting the government. You relate to them both but they’re on complete opposite sides of the 19 year old life stage spectrum.

slinky-cat

Also Luke is clearly very lonely after his crush and best friend, Biggs, went away to college

byjove

Yes! Some people have misinterpreted this as me insinuating Luke is a wimp but he’s just in a very transitional life phase that is focused on growing and maturing. His friends are growing up and moving on, he’s anxious to join them but isn’t quite ready. He has ambition and goals but he just isn’t in a place where he is able to pursue those goals, he is immature and that isn’t a bad thing. 19 year olds SHOULD be able to ponder their place in the world and which direction they want their life to take. Leia has been in the public eye her entire life, she is a princess, she has been primed for greatness and she has been shouldered with so much responsibility. Luke is just his aunt and uncle’s nephew, they love him and don’t want him to leave, he’s trying to decide what to do.

byjove

He’s like a Midwest farm boy who is dreaming of the big city and she is like an old money New England heiress who has been told since birth she will follow her father’s career path into politics and has been sent to the most competitive schools and enrolled in the most rigorous extracurriculars.

yourlocalquietkid

Luke is the protagonist at the start of a coming-of-age plotline while Leia is in the 3rd season finale of her failed revolution plan when A New Hope takes place and you can fight me on this.

byjove

and Han Solo owes a slug drug money

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byjove

watching massive franchises bomb at the box office while Backrooms has made $212 million on a $10 million initial budget has brought me hope for the future of cinema

byjove

audiences do NOT want Star Wars slop, audiences want a movie made by a guy who really wanted to make a movie

tehamelie

I'm looking at you specifically here, Star War

byjove

They’ll give us everything but what we want (the Lando movie)

lakevida

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

nasnyys

there is a show that has been afflicting me.

benzohoarder

figural

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

minothtime

Basically, a translation could be:

I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard

liminalweirdo

translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good

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cozy-stardust

Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.

Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.

And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.

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jungwildeandfree

and while we’re at it, fuck this idea that ONE ACCOUNT has to belong uniquely to ONE PERSON. This is the same thing these silicon valley fucks want; their vision of the future where everyone has a unique biometric ID code implanted in their body is the ultimate extension of Netflix’s “no password sharing” policy. You want to use your friend’s car? Sorry, you can’t, you need to be an authorized user. Your mother wants to let you look something up on her OED account? Too bad! That’s only for her! The concept of perfect market efficiency gives them greedy little money bag eyes.

If I pay money to have a newspaper sent to my house, they don’t charge me extra when I show it to my dad. This password sharing thing isn’t just a Netflix problem; don’t be surprised if it shows up elsewhere in other forms. Stamp this idea out now or we’ll be stuck with it.

jungwildeandfree

This is by far the most popular post I have and I have to say: good, I’m right. Password sharing and ID verification are going to kill the internet. not oooh in 50 years. in like 5 more.

powerbottombrucespringsteen

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

copdog1234

pleasestopthese

My 2007 book Whipping Girl is probably best known for two things: It popularized “cis” terminology (which I did not coin) and introduced…

I have found that many people who have not had a trans female or trans feminine experience often have trouble wrapping their brains around the concept of trans-misogyny, so I will offer the following two anecdotes to help illustrate what I mean by the term. Once, about two years ago, I was walking down the street in San Francisco, and a trans woman happened to be walking just ahead of me. She was dressed femininely, but not any more feminine than a typical cis woman. Two people, a man and a woman, were sitting on a doorstep, and as the trans woman walked by, the man turned to the woman he was sitting next to and said, “Look at all the shit he’s wearing,” and the woman he was with nodded in agreement. Now presumably the word “shit” was a reference to femininity — specifically, the feminine clothing and cosmetics the trans woman wore. I found this particular comment to be quite telling. After all, while cis women often receive harassing comments from strange men on the street, it is rather rare for those men to address those remarks to a female acquaintance and for her to apparently approve of his remarks. Furthermore, if this same man were to have harassed a cis woman, it is unlikely that he would do so by referring to her feminine clothing and makeup as “shit.” Similarly, someone who is on the trans masculine spectrum could potentially be harassed, but it is unlikely that his masculine clothing would be referred to as “shit.” Thus, trans-misogyny is both informed by, yet distinct from, transphobia and misogyny, in that it specifically targets transgender expressions of femaleness and femininity.

The second example of trans-misogyny that I’d like to share occurred at an Association for Women in Psychology conference I attended in 2007 (for those unfamiliar with that organization, it is essentially a feminist psychology conference). One psychologist gave a presentation on the ways in which feminism has informed her approach to therapy. During the course of her talk, she discussed two transgender clients of hers, one on the trans male/masculine spectrum, the other on the trans female/feminine spectrum. Their stories were very similar in that both had begun the process of physically transitioning but were having second thoughts about it. First, the therapist discussed the trans masculine spectrum person, whose gender presentation she described simply as being “very butch.” She discussed this individual’s transgender expressions and issues in a respectful and serious manner, and the audience listened attentively. However, when she turned her attention to the trans feminine client, she went into a very graphic and animated description of the trans person’s appearance, detailing how the trans woman’s hair was styled, the type of outfit and shoes she was wearing, the way her makeup was done, and so on. This description elicited a significant amount of giggling from the audience, which I found to be particularly disturbing given the fact that this was an explicitly feminist conference. Clearly, if a male psychologist gave a talk at this meeting in which he went into such explicit detail regarding what one of his cis female clients was wearing, most of these same audience members, as well as the presenter, would surely (and rightfully) be appalled and would view such remarks to be blatantly objectifying. In fact, in both of these incidents I have described, comments that would typically be considered extraordinarily misogynistic if they were directed at cis women are not considered beyond the pale when directed at trans women.

—serano

partypuppy-nastja

For any confused about why transmisogyny is a thing different from "merely" transphobia and misogyny, and who do not like reading long things, then hopefully even the lightest reader can read and digest the above two paragraphs.

It just looks like more because the font is large. You can do it. I believe in you.

knightofleo

allforonewolfboy

i'm celine, this is what's in my bag i live in vegas so, schfwoo it's hot dog food, i got a little dog, 2 pounds. beautiful, madison. mentos shakeshake tongue thing sometimes exhale hmmm (suspect) hand sanitizer is great hand cream, it's always great. it's one of my favourite. extremely french accent byredo, blanche. sniff ahhh lipstick i've got my mown microphone just in case something happens people ask me to sing appy birthday, im ready. singing uuunforgettableeee~~ you know, it takes pause to grab the pool balls a lot of balls. to get the microphone and pretend that are you are- on. singing and really into it do you believeee in life after love~ suddenly pissed i believe. *glares at camera* it takes a lot of courage to carry your own vip frickin badge like this… it's because when i purchase stuff- is it really you and i'm like. singing off key extremely loud ANYMOOOOOOOOOOORE it happens to me a lot, they don't believe it's me, so what i do is like i take my old phone, and i'm like, ((extremely québécoisly) ok), i'm gonna get you arrested, and i'm calling nine frickin one one, and i- i'm asking for help. hangs up phone loudly and by the way, it's zdry in las vegas…. stay moist. singing just one more dayyyy- oop crashes

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