my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"

I will create the world's first ontologically evil baseball team

Yankees beat you to it by like 113 years

I rarely feel bad for men but the fact that they don’t have the ability to have multiple orgasms in a row is sad. It’s okay tho because I can write fanfiction and give them a pussy. Problem fixed.

And when a Joe & the juice employee comes down from the stands and kisses Jalen Brunson on the mouth? And wolf parade starts playing?

i am sooo pro-cheating in fiction omg wdym you want them to ethically break things up with their significant other before getting together that actively makes it less hot 🙄 like literally whats the point then 🙄 bring back UNETHICAL NON-MONOGAMY!!!!

post like nobody's watching, reblog like you've never been blocked; dm like no one is offline, and rpf like they actually fucked