Kind of fascinated that Alex’s new YouTube series is clearly trying to create a brand for himself separate from Marc while following the Marc Marquez suffers on camera greatest hits (blatant sponsor placement, working out, shirtless massage while grimacing in pain, questionable medical devices). ​Unfortunately for me Alex doesn’t have that effortless saint sebastian suffering quality so I’m left feeling mostly like he’s a friend I worry about.

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

everything’s gonna be okay allegedly

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

tumblr is like POTENTIALLY MATURE CONTENT and it's literally just a picture of a woman

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

They missed. 😔