Midnight to the rescue! \(owo)/

SIGH

IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION

how does this get even worse

This is the internet now tho 😭💀

Omg so many additions since I last saw this post! 😂😂😂

It's funny but incredibly telling how entitled/ignorant/insensitive some of these people are... idk if it's an education gap or purposeful ignorance.

The really bewildering thing to me is that I remember when you needed to get up and pull a dictionary off the shelf, or visit a library to look up the facts you needed. Now people have all kinds of information literally at their fingertips and they can’t be bothered to use it.

Oh dear gods, it's gotten worse

I'm sorry, can we circle back to the guy that called Puerto Rico "Port o' Rico?"

Why do ppl keep saying that they make a mean dish why's it gonna be mean why does every thing have to be evil 😔 so much hate in the world

i make a tender, caring roast chicken that'll kiss you so so much

I make a mac n cheese so good you could fuck it

its the "just because I'm a meathead doesn't mean I'm not a feminist" for me im- 🤣

i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y

A lab coat is a type of lingerie

op what does this mean

It means i’m breaching lab etiquette and OSHA regulations by the dozen by looking mad cute next to the chlorine laser.

"Mad cute" you say? Okay, I'll allow it just this one time

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this is the oldest post on all of tumblr, posted in october 2006 before the website even launched publicly in 2007.

Some notes don’t get it… Yes that is literally what it is, the idea that working less is just morally wrong.

Not just that, it’s also very important to keep people exhausted so they don’t have the energy to learn, organise, do anything other than put what little free time they have into corporation-fed escapism because that way the status quo can’t be threatened.

The appropriate response.

Babygirl I’m popping joints that paleontologists don’t even know about

No, fuck. Chiropractors

Yo mama so old her chiropractor is a paleontologist