Love and Peace!

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

oh my god it hurts

and it's going to hurt forever

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

my YouTube algorithm has been showing me a lot of horse racing recently and since the Kentucky derby is today, the last few days all my recommendations have been filled with every middle-ages dudebros podcast about gambling and betting strategies and How To Pick The Real Winner and how to min-max your bet and bla bla bla. Buddy I’ve already got my favorite horsie picked out and it’s because he’s Silly.

I always get jumpscared whenever I see my state lol. But then I remember- oh right horsey race with silly horsey’s

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

oh, have you been tricked into loving yourself?

oh my fucking god is that what just happened

the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal

non-Indigenous people just looooove to ignore the fact that Indigenous people exist on the internet. They love to pretend that the only people promoting landback are white people romanticizing some idea of noble savagery. Literally the person running the blog isuggestlandback is a Native person. I have witnessed soooooo many instances where non-Indigenous people assume any person speaking on Native issues is actually a white person just because they assume "caring about Native people and their struggles" is something white people pretend to do for clout, not something anyone actually gives a shit about, and certainly not something that actual Indigenous people might talk about online

in elden ring there are two types of boss; "beautiful" and "wet". if you're a beautiful boss your name is something like melinar the crimson spear or gondwana the gleaming and you're rocking an 80 inch pin-straight middle-parted wig. if you're a wet boss your name is randal reamtaint the revolting or lord giger groundstooth of the death brigade and you're built like a small- to medium-sized airplane in every direction. in both cases you are welsh.

How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”

This suggests that Maximum Overdrive was Jurassic Park for motor vehicles.

I feel like somebody should add something about the Australian variants.