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Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy

It was wild when overwatch got popular and dudes were furious that women liked it as much as they did. I was there

happy pride, death to kiwifarms

i took elvish in school and i fucking hated it. the teacher was like 700 years old and he'd like take us on field trips to sit on the banks of babbling brooks and watch the fall of sunlight through the leaves. my friends in spanish class were like conjugating verbs and shit and meanwhile i was in an old-growth forest being overcome with awe at the sight of a majestic stag. like uhh yeah mr autumnheart when are we gonna learn like any grammar "listen to the murmur of the wind in the treetops, and you shall find the grammar you seek" like fuck dude your pedagogy leaves much to be desired

Came a mere ten inches from being hit in the head by a falling crabapple this morning.

Glad you avoided it. If you get hit in the head by a crabapple, you develop a theory of why things fall down, but it's one of the shitty pre-Newtonian ones, like that the earth is flat plane accelerating though space at 10 meters per second per second.

So logically then if I was hit by a durian or a coconut I could have invented faster-than-light travel. Alas.

Yep. That's actually why people see stars when they get hit in the head really hard. Sadly, the effect is short-lived.

I thought of a mystery maybe tumblr can solve and if it can I will be STUNNED. Hundreds of years ago, when blockbusters roamed the land, I remember we would rent whatever anime we could get our hands on cause in those days anime was a rare and precious commodity. We got one dub of... something. I have no idea what. I barely remember it AT ALL. It was definitely set in regular modern Japan. It was some kind of shounen. And I just remember cracking up at this stupid line with a serious adult character from a shady business? Corporation? Having a crush on his secretary but played completely straight. And he tries to very seriously flirt with her by saying Good job on those staples. Right in the corner. Just where I like them. And she's like thank you sir and leaves and he just stands there, very serious, like.... god why am I like this. I think of this whenever I'm stapling and get a perfect corner, and also whenever I am also trying to flirt.

its impossible to know if anything has happened, is happening or will happen