LIFE is FUSHIGI

I Would be dating more of this wasn't my fatal flaw

Having war flashbacks cuz I know I've fumbled some potential dates b/c of this. orz

this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3

no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit

90% of the internet is just people who have never gotten punched in the jaw after saying some stupid ignorant shit

My "It can't be that bad- no one from the 29th century showed up to undo what I did." t-shirt is raising a lot of questions from Temporal Investigations that my t-shirt should have explained.

I really hope attenborough just keeps going, I hope he hits 200 but everyone is too nervous to like bring it up or study him or whatever cuz it's david attenborough