metaphortunate son

I’m making a paid service that allows you to search your own Tumblr

I’ll chip in

oh to be an aged king with a coral crown just giving the fish lil nibbles

LITERALLY NOBODY TOUCH ME IM FRAGILE

Wow, just wow

you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.

#this is how you actually SHOW the fact they grew up together   #and it feels aUTHENTIC

you know the other thing that I really enjoy about Good Omens? Despite being messy af and bad at talking about their feelings and using their words, Crowley and Aziraphale are just like… actual grown-ups. Like, their defining character traits are that that they would risk literally everything to avoid a change in their daily routine. They literally defy Heaven and face down Satan to stop the Apocalypse because after a long day they just want to unwind at home with their significant other and a nice glass of red. Like they are SO decidedly middle-aged that actual paradise to these two immortal beings of immense otherworldly power is an early dinner out with your sweetie at your favorite restaurant and then going DIRECTLY home to open a bottle of wine and throw on your favorite album. and honestly, hard same?

And sleep. And reading. Don’t forget that.

MMHMM

I am OBSESSED

I LOVE THEM

i didn’t know chaotic evil looked like someone’s dad from north dakota

Good Omens resonated with so many because it gave us the biggest romantic fantasy of all times: someone loving us despite witnessing 6000 years of our bullshit. 

[Flipping a chair backwards and straddling in it, looking intently] hey kids, no matter what your friends might tell you, it’s not dulce OR decorum to die for your country