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People dont understand when i say i like maximalist decor i just mean this
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Do you ever think about how the iconic Hawkeye & BJ meet cute centers on irreverently misquoting “If” by Kipling? Do you ever think about how this poem glorifies stoicism despite tremendous pain, valorizes enduring loss without experiencing emotion?
Do you ever think about how “If” is a Western Colonizer’s thesis on what makes a man?
Do you ever think about how the poem argues that the highest form of manliness is self-sufficient indifference to emotion, indifference to fear, indifference to pain, indifference to suffering? How the poem argues that to be a man is to be unchanged - in purpose and in person - by even the worst horrors?
Do you ever think about how the first time Hawkeye sees BJ—really sees him—is when Hawkeye deliberately makes fun of this poem and BJ without missing a beat picks up the thread and makes fun of it too.
Do you ever think about how by the end of the day, BJ is throwing up in a field, dirty, drunk, missing parts of his uniform, completely wrecked by Korea, already (literally) changed by it? Do you think about how Hawkeye is there to hold his head, and help him up, and get through it with him?
Do you ever think about how a central thesis of the show is actually the antithesis of "If" -- that real manliness is remaining soft in the face of everything hard about the world, that the only way to get through something horrible is to get through it together, that being changed by horror is far less monstrous than being indifferent to it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think about that a lot.
in one episode, Alice Chilton has:
Avoided eyecontact on numerous occasions
Had seemingly nonsensical preferences and rules (like sitting in one chair in front of Rebecca, then swapping)
Been very blunt and direct
Had a very blank face
Struggled to express emotions
Taken things very seriously and disliked metaphorical speaking
Had a very black and white relationship with her job (not thinking at all about her players' personal lives but being incredibly invested in the details of their football careers)
Genuinely my autistic wife
Tumblr, once again I come to you on bended knee with a simple question: can I interest you in reading this book I wrote? A book that contains the same witty banter, sharp voice and zany energy as many of my fics, some of which you may have encountered over the years? A book that comes out in October, but is available RIGHT NOW on Netgalley? Comfort Read is a little bit fake dating, a little bit celebrity nonsense, a little bit what would happen if you flipped Notting Hill on its head and made it incredibly gay, and a whole lot of fun. Let me tell you a bit more about it:
📚 Kit Forrest is officially the saddest man in Cedar Falls. A year after his boyfriend turned down his proposal and left town, Kit's beloved bookstore is falling down around him. The old brick firehouse has overstuffed shelves, a resident orange cat with an attitude problem… and repairs Kit can't begin to afford. 📰 Sage Ballard is a hometown boy who got famous, then became a tabloid disaster, and now urgently needs a nice, ordinary boyfriend to convince one very rich investor he's a changed man. Three months of fake dating, and Sawyer's Books will get the cash injection it needs to survive. And it’s not like he has to be actually nice to the guy, right? 🕶️ Kit thinks Sage is a rude, sunglasses-indoors diva. Sage thinks Kit is an earnest nerd who talks too much. But then something shifts. Sage starts turning up at the bookstore for no particular reason. Kit starts saving him the good armchair. And the cat—who bites everyone—won't leave Sage alone. ❄️ By the time the first snow falls, pretending has begun to feel a bit too real. Which would be wonderful, if the whole thing weren't built on lies. You know what they say about small towns and secrets… 🔖 Perfect for fans of KJ Charles, Alexis Hall and Zarah Detand, you can expect:
Fake dating
Celebrity x ordinary guy
Grumpy x sunshine
Small-town romance
Forced proximity / only one bed
Cozy bookstore setting
Slow burn romance
Autumn vibes 🧡
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been phm pilled since I read it last summer so here’s a funny that’s been living in my brain since then
full thing below

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Further Ted Lasso bits and bobs after going through the tag:
I don't think Rebecca was necessarily wrong to pick Ted over Alice for the head coaching job - the problem is her reasons for not considering Alice in the first place.
Ted is a consummate salesman with a proven PR record in Richmond, and that's what the Lady Greyhounds need to help them get off the ground - someone to get the public believing in them. And no, Alice can't do that, but that's not why Rebecca passed on her.
What's Rebecca's first reaction when Higgins brings up Alice's candidacy? "She doesn't like me." Mmhmm. Why is that the deciding factor?
Rebecca seems to be slipping into running Richmond as her social club. This renders Alice unhireable by virtue of not being Rebecca's friend or wanting it. Compare and contrast with Keeley, whose competence got her noticed and hired because first she was nice to Rebecca in the women's loo. It's not that ability doesn't matter to Rebecca; it's that she doesn't seem to consider it until the potential employee passes her personal likeability threshold. Which is a pretty foolish way to do your hiring.
Secondly, all the talk of growling has to be deliberate, because I didn't hear a sound like that out of Alice's throat, but it is the default mode of our man Roy. And yet here he is coaching the men's team without a single mention of how his verbal affectations affect his job qualifications.
And yes, that's probably in part because he was always good to Rebecca, and because he's her friend. But let's be real: it's also because he's a man. And a man can wear the same monochrome clothes and unsmiling face every day and be just fine if he does the rest of his job well. But Alice can't.
That said, I'm now hoping we get to see our two Richmond grumps bond over their shit knees. And that Roy gets surgery if he needs it, because the amount of aspirin he was taking was not good.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"I can note your interest in that feature for future development."
When did you put [object] in [orifice]?
How long has it been since you last used meth?
Are you actually taking your [life saving medication]?
If something hurts during this exam, please tell me and I'll stop and fix it. The only time I wouldn't is if I was actively saving your life, and things have to go really wrong for that to happen during a [pap smear/iud insertion/colposcopy/emb/whatever].
You might feel some really weird pressure, like your abdomen is a purse and I lost my keys in there. That means your baby is almost here.
Please don't pull your catheter out there's a balloon in there.
Thank you for barfing in the trash/your emesis bag.
Push where you feel all that pressure, don't worry about me, that's what the [birthing stool/end of the bed/seat by the tub/pillow I chucked on the floor] is for
[Resets the "days since [Dr emi] was last peed on" sign]
""Why you ask?" he says, and the translation computer is across the room by now, so I primarily hear it in his own voice, an octave below where it would usually be. He taps the question-particle with one claw, bop bop, into the flesh of my arm. "Want big strong sexy Eridian to hold you down?" Tap tap, again, and I can almost feel the point of that claw through the xenonite. I think it feels sharp."
Look I did say I'll take a break but then @twwings wrote T’hy’la and it's literally the scenario I've been thinking about since phm came out, down to Rocky pinning Grace's thigh to the side. What am I supposed to do, not draw something for this fantastically written, funny and really really hot fic?? Please.
Also yes whatever I forgot the xenonite suit but hey look at all those nice pencil lines and crazy perspective
think about it long time
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"That's my point! Whole sea bubbling, the dolphins and whales, everything turning into bouillabai—, bouillab—, bouillabai—..." "Bouibb—..." "Well, fish stew."

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sometimes asexuality is like benton fraser when he doesn't realise someone is flirting with him and sometimes asexuality is like benton fraser when he realises someone is flirting with him and he tries to find a reason to get out of the situation as fast as possible and sometimes asexuality is like when benton fraser enjoys getting ordered about a bit by a brunette woman but doesn't really know what to do with that information because it's not try for a sexual relationship so he'd better just get ordered about some more and sometimes asexuality is like when benton fraser likes being treated like a specialist boy by his best friend.
sometimes aromanticism is like when benton fraser feels like he needs someone to explain the concept of love to him because he only understands it as an intellectual idea and sometimes aromanticism is like when benton fraser feels lonely because people treat him differently and is therefore easily taken advantage of by someone who gives him any kind of attention and sometimes aromanticism is like when benton fraser has a difficult-to-define relationship with someone and prefers not to define it and sometimes aromanticism is like when benton fraser experiences the power of friendship for the first time in his life and sometimes aromanticism is like when benton fraser thinks about the landscape of home the way that some people think about romance and sometimes aromanticism is like when benton fraser-
Alright...was it absolutely necessary for Aziraphale to stroke Crowley's chest at the pub?
Yes! For ✨plot✨
I am posting Aziraphale being happy because I have free will and I intend to use it as I pleased
OK. OK. Yes. Vive la revolution.
New Vid: Home in You (Project Hail Mary)
so, I fell headfirst into this fandom and I had to make a vid to express all of my tender tender feelings! I have 10000 things to say about it but I'll just let the vid speak for itself.
Content warning: there's a flash from green-ish to red at 1:26 (turning on the Petrovascope) and about one second of flashy red at 2:40.
also posted to AO3 if you would like to leave comments and kudos there!
Reblogging for the friday afternoon crowd! New vid, all full of emotions, get your emotions here
It turns out I am now a Project Hail Mary fan, and this vid is giving me everything I needed.
how manual wheelchair users move (explainer for non-users)
frequently when i’m out and about with someone walking, they can’t anticipate what path i will take and therefore they’re in my way pretty frequently. this is fine! i can politely ask them to step to the side. but it makes me think about how little non-wheelchair users understand the way wheelchair users move. as someone who used to walk everywhere, it was an adjustment period for me to figure out how to navigate the world in a chair. here are some things that didn’t occur to me so that you don’t cut off your friend right as they’re building momentum to go up a ramp 😆
for context, i use an active manual chair. the world is very different in a power chair. even among active manual chair users, there is a huge diversity in physicality and strategies for getting around. this is a general guide that i think will apply to most manual wheelchair users. i’m starting super basic and getting more complicated as i go.
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1. manual wheelchairs are a momentum game. it is very easy to maintain speed and direction. but speeding up, slowing down, or turning, is hard. one thing this affects is if we’re on a wavy sidewalk or other twisty-turny walkway, that is a pain in the ass and i am taking as straight a path as i can.
2. wheelchair users also have to pay attention to the slope and condition of the pavement, so our path somewhere will be different than yours, even if we’re taking the same route to the same place. for example, i usually have to go down slopes straight, not diagonally, to avoid tipping over sideways. one area this affects is crosswalks. many intersections have one curb cut for both roads you could cross, which means i will go down curb cuts to a crosswalk as if i am aiming for the middle of the intersection.
your path in orange, mine in blue. to you it seems indirect, but to me it’s the path of least resistance.
i also will be building speed in the second half of the crosswalk. this is a much easier way to tackle a ramp. if i approach with momentum, i won’t have to drag myself up the slope once i get to it.
3. building momentum and maintaining it is only half of the job. the other half is stopping. manual wheelchairs cannot stop on a dime if they’re moving with any kind of speed. if i tried to stop immediately when going downhill, i would fly out of the chair. so don’t walk right into the path of a wheelchair in motion and then stop! i will have to turn to the side very quickly and hope i don’t tip. i can’t tell you how often parents pushing strollers will stop their stroller directly in my path and then get offended when i am alarmed and turn sharply to avoid hitting their child. from their perspective, i was being careless and going “too fast.” in reality, normal walking speed takes a few feet to slow down from and stop.
4. in terms of slope. see this street in san francisco?
i can’t go down this street, it’s way too steep. i would give myself friction burns on my palms trying to control my speed. if i was in a situation where there was no avoiding this street, like in an emergency, i would be breaking my straight-slope rule and zig-zagging in the middle of the road.
this would require several zig-zags back and forth, more than the four that i drew. i also could not go up this road other than with this method. up or down, i risk tipping over sideways if i’m not careful.
4. in a similar vein, consider terrain. slopes with grass or carpet take huge amounts of energy to get up. this grassy hill isn’t insurmountable, but it would take me like thirty minutes to get up there. honestly i would probably go backwards, because it’s easier to pull yourself up a slope than push yourself.
other types of terrain can be completely immobilizing, though. this decorative gravel pathway is beautiful, and inaccessible to me. my casters (front wheels) simply will not go through that.
5. in terms of walkways and obstacles. if there’s a deep gap in the pavement lined up the way i’m going, and it’s, say, an inch wide, that is an obstacle for me. my casters are one inch wide, and my back wheels are an inch and a half. i’ll get stuck in it like a train on a track.
i have to straddle this, even if it means being too close to the middle of the sidewalk and preventing us from walking side by side.
similarly, if a crack is greater than an inch high, i’m gonna wheelie over it. at two inches, i have to. a wheelie may require a change in speed, either faster or slower depending on the person.
i have 4 inch casters, so a lip as little as 2 inches will stop me in my tracks. a lip as little as one inch, hit with any speed, can knock my casters out of square. casters can get knocked out of alignment pretty easily depending on the chair. i’d rather not have to pull out an allen wrench and a level, so i’m gonna wheelie.
this happened when i hit about a 1.5” lip on a pavement crack when i was going downhill at maybe 3mph.
6. putting it all together. see how diagonal this crack is?
this is another situation where i have to go straight relative to the slope. because that crack is wide, it will probably also require a wheelie. if i tried to approach that straight relative to the sidewalk, my left caster would get up the slope, i’d wheelie, then my right caster would land in the crack. i have to go this way.
(also lol at the trash can blocking the curb cut)
these are just a few things to keep in mind when walking about with a wheelchair user! ofc the best strategy always is just to listen when someone asks you to move out of their way 😆 but i think being able to anticipate movement a little better will help it seem less random. feel free to ask any questions!

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