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you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

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ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain
tumblr waiting for news on mitch mcconnell (image source)
Not yet Ferb
im developing cataracts in my right eye and ill be getting surgery for it on sunday so art might be paused for a bit next week ...
to help OP out for each day it is healing I will invent a new minion hybrid.
day 1: if a minion and shrek had sex that produced viable offspring
that's okay. you dont need to do that actually
explosive diarrhea has to be the worst kind of diarrhea at least until somebody invents armour penetrating or thermobaric or nuclear diarrhea
Mutually Assured Diarrhea

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"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am
[ID: Bugs Bunny in a suit meme, edited to read "I wish all Etruscan shrews a very pleasant brain-regrowing season."]
It's spring! [x]
Happy first day of spring!
I happen to think this is a) an incredibly fun fact and b) a pretty funny way to convey it, but despite my efforts (reblogging this once a year), I have yet to get βbrain regrowing seasonβ to take off.
Some additional Etruscan shrew facts:
Theyβre the smallest mammal if you measure by mass, coming in at under 2g. Thatβs tiny.
Because theyβre so small, their volume to surface area ratio is messed up, and they are constantly in danger of their body temperature dropping. Their very high metabolism is what keeps them alive.
Their brains can shrink by up to 28% over the winter, so that they donβt have to keep it warm and fed during the coldest season.
They donβt even live where itβs super cold β as the name suggests, theyβre found around the Mediterranean, as well as in parts of Southeast Asia. But theyβre very sensitive to the cold, on account of being tiny.
Theyβre so tiny!!! πππ
#would love to see a picture of these little dudes
From Wikimedia. Theyβre beautiful and very small.
I hope my brain will regrow this season as well...
and while weβre at it, fuck this idea that ONE ACCOUNT has to belong uniquely to ONE PERSON. This is the same thing these silicon valley fucks want; their vision of the future where everyone has a unique biometric ID code implanted in their body is the ultimate extension of Netflixβs βno password sharingβ policy. You want to use your friendβs car? Sorry, you canβt, you need to be an authorized user. Your mother wants to let you look something up on her OED account? Too bad! Thatβs only for her! The concept of perfect market efficiency gives them greedy little money bag eyes.
If I pay money to have a newspaper sent to my house, they donβt charge me extra when I show it to my dad. This password sharing thing isnβt just a Netflix problem; donβt be surprised if it shows up elsewhere in other forms. Stamp this idea out now or weβll be stuck with it.
This is by far the most popular post I have and I have to say: good, Iβm right. Password sharing and ID verification are going to kill the internet. not oooh in 50 years. in like 5 more.
how it feels being the only lesbian
i just realised i didnt add 'in my friendgroup' and now it just looks like i got rid of all the lesbians and i'm sad about it
First cavewoman to notice grugetta's back looks really nice when she's banging rocks together

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You Know Who You Are
π Congratulations Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.
You're the most iconic asexual character on Tumblr dot com!!
We've done it!! We've given Jon a crown that isn't the Watcher's. π Thanks to @drax-the-vampire-king for the poll and to the entire TMA fandom for supporting our ace king!
I wish I could make white people(and not just white Americans) understand how diverse the pre-columbian Americas were. The history, religion, culture, politics was at least as complex as Europe's. There was the full gamut of religions, from monotheists to animists to ancestral religions. There were city building empires, village farmers, nomadic traders, and so many other ways to live. This is all just based on what we know, the fragments left behind and the stories of survivors of an apocalyptic plague. All this before the most extended campaign of genocide in history was waged in an attempt to wipe out those survivors.
Over 500 years spent trying to cut down a whole trunk of human culture.
Do you understand how much poorer our whole species is because of it? Can you imagine where art, religion, and science would be if we still had these vast bodies of knowledge? The stain of the colonial project will never be fully washed clean. We owe more than just the land to those we stole from. We owe them a whole future, a future that could have been brighter for all of us. If only greed and fear weren't allowed to rule this land.
This is a cinematic masterpiece
Appropriately, the song used in the beginning is originally from the soundtrack of a spaghetti western movie, Django, Prepare a Coffin.
The song is called "Last Men Standing", by Gianfranco Reverberi and Gian Piero Reverberi.
Then when he starts dancing it transitions to "Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley, which samples and is inspired by "Last men Standing"

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