Gemini 🌟 Cass

we kill the bat man

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

incredibly minor but still dumb side effect of late stage capitalism: ever notice how so many concert venues and stadiums just have the lamest names imaginable. Like ooooh Lady Gaga is playing at the..... Mortgage Stadium? Oh boy the finals are at the.... Chase Bank arena. Can't wait to catch a game at the Garunteed Rate field.

what the FUCK is going on right now. what is going on

this post is so funny because it has over 10k notes and no context but all you have to do is look at the time stamp to know exactly what the context is

nodding my head to show that i approve of all the shitty things this character has done because i'm a bad person

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason