If you have to check strategically placed shoes in the middle of her tiny cracker box new york apartment (im sure some will die on the hill that they weren't put there on purpose! he was right there while she was filming! he's so devoted! so in love with her!) to verify that they're around each other maybe you need some other form of mental stimulation like a job or a hobby or perhaps your own relationship to obsess over. this ain't the one or the two nor is it anything new. but heeeeeey, they're so so so in love because of shoes in the background of a snapchat video.
and no, before any of you weirdos drop into my inbox, i don't think this circus is a relationship. i think YALL need a relationship to focus on while joe does whatever it is he's doing with her other than embarrassing himself.
