Due to Elon Musk becoming the first trillionaire, I propose we start a chain of the most embarrassing fucking things he’s ever done to forever immortalise what a fucking loser he is.
I’ll start.
Trying to bribe a woman on his staff to have sex with him in exchange for a horse and STILL getting rejected.
That time he bought twitter to make everyone stop dunking on him and STILL got horribly rekt
Offering to end world hunger if he could be provided with a concrete budget for it for 6 billion dollars, and then immediately backing out once he was provided with one by the UN's WFP
Claiming to be the inspiration for Iron Man in the MCU
Bringing a kitchen sink into Twitter's headquarters when he took it over
Teaming up with Trump to create DOGE and then cutting funding to programs, which will lead to millions of deaths, and announcing his intention with an actual chainsaw
Purchasing the title of Founder from the men who actually founded Tesla
Calling one of the guys who rescued the soccer team trapped in a mine a pedophile because he said Musk's plan wouldn't work
The fucking Nazi salute
Changing Grok's coding to stop disagreeing with him
The fact that he greenlit Grok's image editing and its ability to create AI porn of children
Doing a gaming stream on Twitch when he clearly had no idea how to play and leaving evidence on-screen that he's paid people to play the game for him to artificially inflate his ranking
