VICCUS THICCUS

What is this thing

it is funny when people who don’t draw tell people who do “i can’t even draw a circle”. a shape that is notoriously difficult for artists to get right on the first try. or “i can’t even draw a straight line,” something many artists literally have to practice drawing over and over again as a warmup exercise

imagine if the person who turns you into a vampire turns out to be really annoying and you’re stuck with them

I love helping everyone rediscover the fact that the opening passage of My Immortal is a parody of the opening passage of The Vampire Lestat and not just a generic exaggeration of the typical fanfic Mary Sue introduction. One of the many delightful goth kid Easter eggs the author planted for the audience.

please please please. learn to use the built-in tumblr content filtering systems. they work based on tags and/or words in the post itself. xkit rewritten has a feature to hide filtered posts entirely instead of just covering them with a "this post contains filtered content" label. if something is annoying you then you just don't have to see it, you don't have to let it keep bugging you until you spontaneously become the joker. please god.

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!

@daysleftofsecondterm

Already here buddy 👍

The only thing imma say about the new Shrek is that they better show us the fucked up adult versions of Donkey and Dragon’s babies don’t chicken out you Frankensteined those things, you gotta live with the consequences

⁉️ happy pride month turns out I Saw The TV Glow is free to watch on youtube and has been for at least three months now and i did not know until just now

i need to get gender affirming surgery

Also free on tubi currently (6/16/26) in the USA

How the trip feels when you leave your cat at home

T4T is never hetslop by the way, that's actually swaghet.

Got ppeople telling me this is "hetgem", absolutely the fuck not, that sounds like a name for some sort of Steven Universe discourse. Putting forth a motion to standardize swaghet.

Wait, isn't hetgem actually the drug they give you to treat cancer?? Gang we are not using the brand name of a prescription medication for F/M trans relationships. I once again motion the use and standardization of swaghet.

I love browsing cover-up tattoo stuff when every once in a while there's someone asking "how do I cover up this unspeakably idiotic thing" and people are like "please do not cover that up, that's fucking amazing." You just have "shrimps is bugs" written on your leg now. That's your legacy.

Have you seen that one weasel tattoo that someone was asking coverup advice for? One of the best tattoos I've seen.

It's so fucking beautiful I'm in tears. Laughing so hard I'm crying but what difference is that really.