VICCUS THICCUS

They're probably gonna pull the plug on Mitch McConnell this week so hang in there good news is on the way

lately my kids have been playing Baby Knife, which consists of somebody acting as a baby with knife hands chasing people while going "baby knife baby knife" over and over. is this a thing or are they just insane

we have a new teacher this year who has never had kindergarten before & she rounded em all up & told em No Baby Knife and No Zombies and idk how to tell her that 1. all kindergarten recess games boil down to Give Birth And Kill Each Other and 2. the absurd vaguely inappropriate games they make up are usually better than when they try to play an Actual game like soccer

Baby Knife is straightforward. theres a baby knife. baby knife chases you. thats about it. when they try to play Real Sports every single child is playing by a different set of rules unbeknownst to the others and none of them are playing by the Actual rules. everybody is mad at everybody else and running up to tell on their colleagues for cheating every 3 minutes. this doesnt happen when they play Baby Knife

We were incredibly boring. We played "murder ball" which was just Capture the Flag over the whole school grounds (outdoors only) and violence was permitted using the ball.

me (crazy eyes, covered in blood): I NEED to finish writing my fanfic. so I can start writing a different fanfic.

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

The silicone thing really gets to me. It's stupid as hell to make cookware and utensils out of a material that picks up literally every bit of debris and cat hair and dust that exists in your home. Why is this the popular trend now and how do I stop it.

oh my god it hurts

and it's going to hurt forever

i remember when i was 13 sitting in my freshman theology class in catholic prep school & ppl were talking about """"prostitution"""" raising my hand like i don't see how that's is any more unpleasant a job than being a cashier or a waitress like those are incredibly degrading and you can't even control how much you charge or who you see and everyone gasped back like i'd shot them. i wish i had!

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

was anyone gonna tell me mitch mcconnell collapsed in his office and has been in the hospital for weeks. wouldve been a nice pick me up.