a sad song on the world's smallest theremin

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

mostly i do god knows what

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.

I get no notes because as soon as someone finishes reading my post they are compelled to put down their phone and experience the wonders of the world around them with fresh eyes

Because of how bad the post is

i HAVE [remembers that suicide jokes are bad] no choice but to revolutionize the world

I HAVE [remembers that suicide jokes are bad] to find the one piece and become king of the pirates

bachibros trying to gas their manga into the upper echelons of shonen fandom via luring fujos into the community is one of my favorite moments in internet history. they were genuinely popping bottles when the first yaoi fan art dropped