a sad song on the world's smallest theremin

If you close your eyes right before the rat hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

reblog to tell prev she's a good girl

blood spray is just another kind of cumshot

*making two dolls kiss and dropping them both out nowhere, all the emotion and life leaving my face* right. enough of that.

i think there'd be alot less discourse around "fanfic vs literature" if more people treated fanfiction as it's own medium with it's own strength and weaknesses, rather than comparing it to traditional literature, because most of what i love about fan-fiction just straight up does not work in original fiction. at all.

and when i said "original fiction" i don't mean "canon fiction" or "published fiction" i mean "fiction that isn't already part of a long running series" because most fanfiction only works because it's an unofficial continuation of an already existing work, and that's not a bad thing to me, because there's stuff you can do in fanfiction that you couldn't do with new characters, it's why alot of modern tiktok romance sucks, because it assumes people like tropes for the sake of having tropes, and not specifically they like seeing characters they ALREADY LIKE doing them.

best thing a male character can do is be dog-coded. second best thing a male character can do is sob hysterically

third best thing a male character can do is be a little gay about his best friend

in desperate need of… something… if you guys figure it out let me know

you're my dog and to some extent my wife

I do think some people need to realize you cannot Amazon prime one day free shipping your way into a friendship/relationship

sometimes it’ll be inconvenient. sometimes you will have to sit through a movie you don’t enjoy and still say, “it was nice!” sometimes you’ll have to forgive them for things, and sometimes you’ll have to have tough conversations. human connection is often about learning how and why and what and when to care about another person. at least the one’s that are worth it. it might cost a couple more emotional dollars, and the shipping is a couple business days more, but it’s worth it.

so the synopsis of The Ring is: you will die 7 days after watching this videotape. my question is does that apply to rewatching the tape. let's say I watch the tape, wait 6 days, and watch it again. does the timer reset to 7 days? can I do this indefinitely? can I become functionally immortal by watching the evil videotape on a weekly basis?

staring braindead at an empty screen thinking "i need to say something so people will talk to me" as though i am actually capable of holding a half decent conversation in this state. i wish i was a cat so i could just lay here and be cute and receive attention for doing nothing (or at least be better at sleeping)