Crushing cans for a living must be soda pressing

Watching in horror as the wheezing man hacked directly into his palm before grabbing the nearest handrail, local bus passenger Derek Lawson told reporters Thursday that the guy violently coughing across the aisle from him better just have throat cancer. “So help me God, if I get bronchitis right before my vacation because this guy hacking up a lung is not, in fact, succumbing to pharyngeal cancer, I’m gonna lose my shit,” said Lawson, adding that the only reasonable excuse for the man to be unleashing wet, full-bodied coughs all over the 66 westbound bus during rush hour would be a tragic, malignant tumor that posed no threat of spreading a highly contagious virus to other passengers.

Could I explain the actual rules of how they’re used? Absolutely not.

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Bryceriel Week 2026 Day 2 - Wingspan

Sorry Azriel... but it turns out that Jelly Jubilee actually has the largest wingspan🦚

Art by @vowlicoo (on ig) ✨ l'm so grateful to her for bringing this scene to life for me!! The idea of this scene came into my head a while ago, and she absolutely nailed it.🤭

She is willing to work with men in leadership positions even post-mind control and she will actually compliment and admire their tyrannical prowess

She will argue that the refugees in Baldur’s Gate should be enslaved because it’s practical and better for them that way, not because they’re weak lesser races that deserve to be subjugated