Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it

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i want ice cream .
This seems counterproductive to your goals, how are you going to get ice cream if there is no earth? Are you an idiot stupid of sorts?
oh my apologies i see my mistake
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ohhhhhh okay gotcha
Why, Escargoon… ain’t it swell? We cunna get the healthcare or the free college, but boy bubba I do love $15 AmTrak rides!
*gugguglglgughhguhghghgghhhh*
*sniff sniff* Gaer buh, the rank….
*sniiiiifffff* Chyeal bö… the STANK!
C'mawn, NO! Stop this TRAIN! The caboose boudda let loose with some brown mousse fastern a dragonborn sayin *FUS!*
*Anime Dedede runs to the bathroom and starts jingling the door. It is locked from the inside.*
*BANG BANG BANG*
gaaAHHH, DANGGIT! Let me in so I can sit on the toilet!
Theser dangol’ white pants, I don’t wanna soil it!
*Squelch fart pfft heeerrgg SQUEET! PLAFFF*
Damn you *guurff* damn you *pllfffh* damn you *ffrrrrgulffph* damn you General Tso!
Oh! *frt frt frrrrrtt pppffffphhhh fuck you*
did my ass just say fuck you?
*scccrreehhhpffffff* Oh!!! Memphis Mafia, u in the house tonight? please save ah *frt* ah *frt* ah *frt* please save me, Ooooh?!
*plplplplplpplplp[lpolarruruh*
AH! AHH! Plum puddin! Plum puddin in my pants! Brown! ugh! Hot sticky messy, HOT!
What in Uchu Diaou's name did you fucking put on my post

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friend group in their 20s
friend 1: just folded laundry for 3 hours 😊
friend 2: i think my stomach wall is eroding guys idk what to do
friend 3: have u seen a doctor yet???
friend 2: well nooo...
friend 4: someone is at my door 😰
friend 1: just cleaned the sinks and toilets 😍
friend 2: no really the light is fading from my eyes
friend 4: a tree fell on my neighbor
you: just got off work is anybody free
[a hot, silent wind blows]
following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting
once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business
I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
snoopy of the day
is it within the realm of possibility for Catholics to use the new encyclical as evidence in the case of not wanting to use AI in the workplace for religious reasons?
ummmmm guys.... link to the article
she took the pey wet in the divorce
I only got custody of our babby's yed. not even the full babby
she told the judge i had been smacking our barms
in Wigan I'm as good as fucked

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toxins and sludge toxins and sludge im a little lad who loves toxins and sludge
don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!
don’t!!! bury!!!! your!!!! interests!!! to!!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!
don’t!!! go!!! wasting!!! your!!! emotion!!! lay!!! all!!! your!!! love!!! on!!! me!!!
people have lost the ability to think further. bro if something doesnt make immediate sense think more and attack the problem at a different angle or try see through a different lens.
it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here
life feels exactly like this now

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Wally Dion, Green Star Quilt, 2019 circuit boards, brass wire, copper tube
I SAW THIS IN THE PORTLAND ART MUSEUM! ITS HUGE!
it shimmers like no gemstones i've ever seen: green as malachite and emerald but shot through with opal, gold, copper. photographs can't do it justice because of how it shines, as well as the way the actual material elements have their own dimensions. you can lean in and study all the fine lines of the circuits or step back and admire how the rearranged whole forms new patterns. it's one of the most beautiful creations i've ever seen.
@spriga-titos i feel like if we steven universe fusion-ed into an art piece it might be this one
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