Why, Escargoon… ain’t it swell? We cunna get the healthcare or the free college, but boy bubba I do love $15 AmTrak rides!
*gugguglglgughhguhghghgghhhh*
*sniff sniff* Gaer buh, the rank….
*sniiiiifffff* Chyeal bö… the STANK!
C'mawn, NO! Stop this TRAIN! The caboose boudda let loose with some brown mousse fastern a dragonborn sayin *FUS!*
*Anime Dedede runs to the bathroom and starts jingling the door. It is locked from the inside.*
gaaAHHH, DANGGIT! Let me in so I can sit on the toilet!
Theser dangol’ white pants, I don’t wanna soil it!
*Squelch fart pfft heeerrgg SQUEET! PLAFFF*
Damn you *guurff* damn you *pllfffh* damn you *ffrrrrgulffph* damn you General Tso!
Oh! *frt frt frrrrrtt pppffffphhhh fuck you*
did my ass just say fuck you?
*scccrreehhhpffffff* Oh!!! Memphis Mafia, u in the house tonight? please save ah *frt* ah *frt* ah *frt* please save me, Ooooh?!
*plplplplplpplplp[lpolarruruh*
AH! AHH! Plum puddin! Plum puddin in my pants! Brown! ugh! Hot sticky messy, HOT!