Brad Marchand tried sneaking into the Blue Jackets huddle to see what they were scheming up on the power play 😭☠️
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Brad Marchand tried sneaking into the Blue Jackets huddle to see what they were scheming up on the power play 😭☠️

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einen Sockenschuss haben
literally: to have been shot in the sock
to be not quite right in the head
Origin: According to one theory, the expression originated during the First World War: anyone who, after a firefight, had only a hole—or holes—in their shoe and sock must have done something unusual or crazy during the exchange of fire.
Finished strong poison and I really can’t just jump to the next one because I’m still so besotted with lord peter in love. Has a man ever been such a fucking disaster trainwreck. Handles the situation with the grace of a goose falling down some stairs & the best part is that while harriet is clearly bruised from her immensely awful ordeal she’s also clearly fascinated by whatever the fuck he has going on. What the fuck DOES he have going on. bunter calls him on it in .5 seconds because he’s been out at all hours trying to track down leads to prove harriet didn’t do it even though ALL AVAILABLE EVIDENCE SAYS SHE DID and he’s like (entirely serious) “how did bunter know i’m in love. i don’t think it’s super noticeable”
LITERALLY. Mr. fake-idgafer, famed for being inscrutable under his mask of silliness, walks into a jail, immediately goes "hi hello um do you wanna get married please" and then starts falling over his own feet when he realizes that he has accidentally been rude to Harriet. Then he spends a month bolting around London looking for clues, tells everyone who gently suggests that maybe Harriet did it to go to hell (including his best friend the Scotland Yard man), and somehow?? proves it??? with the power of love I guess???? Also he says that he "rushed off to his mother and said, 'look here, here's simply the one and only woman and she's being tried for murder and for God's sake come and hold my hand!'" like he sees *a murderess (as far as he knows)*, falls in love instantly, and instantly bursts down his mother's door like Candance in that one meme going "MOM THE LOVE OF MY LIFE IS ON DEATH ROW". The man is a maniac.
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Lovely 1907 cottage in Minneapolis, MN. 2bds, 1ba, 1,000sqft, $315k (Zillow's est.: $314,100)
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So cute!!!
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This 1920 bank is one the nicer conversions, and it's currently an Airbnb in Cape Charles, VA. The 3bd, 2.5ba, 1,132sqft home would be better as a single family residence, but the realty says it could easily be converted to a boutique, coffee shop, restaurant, or small business. $349k.
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aside from the mysteries of the outdoor sink and the bedroom accessed through another bedroom (?!?) this is a charming place and very suitable residence for kitties, pitties, and many books, methinks.
Exercise Idea
Use a rowing machine at the gym while listening to an audiobook of Gaudy Night, specifically the chapter when Harriet and Peter go on their punting date, and pretend like you're a nosy academic at Oxford, listening in on their conversation, while you row by.

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this might be the worst quiz i’ve ever taken (affectionate/derogatory)
what it says on the tin
what a funny pic from last night… wait what is sid doing here
“Do it scared” “do it alone” are all great tips, but my biggest takeaway from therapy is do it messy. This is especially true if you’re getting out of a burnout, which I experience often. Literally just do it messy. You don’t need to pick the perfect trail to walk, the perfect playlist to listen to, whatever the fuck it is. You don’t need to have a meticulous to do list and wake up at the exact time you planned and drink the exact amount of water you planned to drink. Like the biggest thing for people like me to remember is sometimes it’s okay to do it messy. Put on a random yt workout and just get it done in sweats. Do 5 minutes of a daunting task and go from there. Sometimes just getting up is a win during intense burnouts or depressive funks. Literally just do it messy.
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"Now I've shot so many Nazis, Daddy will have to buy me a sable coat." (From his Wikipedia article).
Neil Munro "Bunny" Roger
June 9, 1911-April 27, 1997.
Bunny Roger killed a bunch of Nazis and then invented Capri pants.
He was expelled from Oxford for his indiscrete gayness (discrete gayness being perfectly fine at Oxford and part of the curriculum until...today probably, at least like 1992?). Then, having been sent down to London, he started his own fashion business, and his first client was Vivien Leigh.
Bunny served in WWII, killing fascists in North Africa and Italy, and often wearing a mauve scarf in the field. Roger claimed that he had gone into a battle brandishing a rolled-up copy of VOGUE and commanding: "When in doubt, powder heavily!"
Roger was known in high society for his themed soirées; Diamond, Amethyst, and Flame Balls were held to celebrate his 60th, 70th, and 80th birthdays. He wore a curious plum colored catsuit with a feathered headdress at his 70th birthday ball in 1981. At his 80th, he made his entrance in a catsuit of scarlet sequins with a cape of orange organza, greeting his guests from behind a wall of fire. His parties were covered by the newspapers, including a New Year's Eve Fetish Ball where the proper upper class mixed with young guests in rubber S/M gear.
From an obituary: "Beneath his mauve mannerisms, Bunny was stalwart, frank, dependable and undeceived; to onlookers a passing peacock, to intimates, a life enhancer and exemplary friend."
From another obituary:
He served valiantly in every way.
happy 125th birthday to bunny roger
Found this color photo:
And this in-memoriam piece.
(he did not precisely invent capri pants- Sonja de Lennart did, and they popularized them together)
@allthefoolmine I need a biography of him.
‘We are gathered here today,’ said Lymond quietly, his beautiful hands lying interlaced and still on the table, ‘for the purpose of destroying Sir Graham Reid Malett.’
- The Disorderly Knights, Dorothy Dunnett

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Your post about domesticated coyotes and the problems that arise with the idea includes a specific phrase that I *could* look up myself, but I feel like you could phrase it very interestingly.
"Re"-domestication of cheetahs?
With reference to This Post In ancient Egypt, Cheetahs were sometimes used as hunting animals like greyhounds, and kept as housepets by the royal family and later, many wealthy households.
Now, there's an argument about how "domesticated" these cheetahs were- the majority of them were captured from the wild as adults and tamed/trained to tolerate humans and obey hunting commands, mostly because back then and still today, cheetahs are extremely hard to breed in captivity. Some were bred and raised from cubs, and there was not a shortage of cheetahs living in and around human habitation for them to replace stock with.
Even today, cheetahs are... weirdly comfortable around humans, if those humans know how to mind their manners. Game wardens in Kruger National Park sometimes sleep next to young cheetahs they are re-introducing into the wild, or have had female cheetahs who are familiar with them drop their cubs off on their feet to 'babysit' while she goes hunting.
Here's a pair of San hunters from the Naankuse Wildlife Reserve in Namibia bow-hunting while a wild local male cheetah hangs out with them (the angle makes him look much bigger and closer to the men than he is, but he's still VERY close). The male's name is Aiko, and is well-known to these men- they're not worried about his presence because they know how to respect his space and he knows not to go after game they've downed. Game they miss is free for him to run down, and game he flushes from the bushes are much easier to shoot- a mutually beneficial partnership. It's extremely similar to how the indigenous people of Papua New Guinea hunt with their dogs, some of the most recently domesticated and most similar to ancient 'proto-dogs' alive today.
So, cheetahs aren't domesticated the way dogs and housecats are- they haven't been selectively bred for generations, they're not dependent on humans, and they can and will attack people that bother them.
But like Coyotes, the remaining cheetahs we have are VERY habituated to humans, arguably even moreso than coyotes are, and we've made a lot of progress in getting them to breed in captivity- Ironically by pairing them up with highly domesticated dogs, who teach them domesticated animal behaviors like "not worrying about everything".
With Coyotes, the obstacle to domestication are mostly practical matters like "getting a coyote farm funded, zoned, built and insured.", whereas with cheetahs the problem is "there are almost no cheetahs left to practice domestication on and the ones we do have are already inbred". There IS a lot of commercial interest in domesticated cheetahs, so I think a good way to get the funding for species conservation and genetic re-diversification of cheetahs would be to frame it as a prerequisite to "Re-Domestication" and pet cheetahs.
We've done much larger and more complicated things before.
fun fact: the final book of the Kitab aI'tibar, the memoirs of Syrian diplomat, poet, and soldier Usamah ibn Munqidh (1095-1188 CE) includes descriptions of cheetahs being used as hunting animals. (They seem to have been captured from the wild and trained / tamed, rather than domesticated.)
Here are more translated medieval Arabic sources on hunting with cheetahs!
September 8, 2016 – This week, we’re publishing four short excerpts from The Ultimate Ambition in the Arts of Erudition, a fourteenth-centur