qathryn; 30s; Queens Honey 🍯; hermit by the sea 🌺🌊; in love with Gale Dekarios
Fav BG3 party: Gale (my loyal wife), Karlach (my little princess), Astarion (and who could forget dear Rat Boy) + Halsin (my husbear)
my writing: queenshoney on AO3 (registered users only) + masterpost + tag
BG3 Dialogue You've Never Heard: masterpost + tag
Gale plushie adventures, since people seem to like these :p
occasional fields of mistria, BG3 tomodachi life, dragon age, and mass effect
mod recs: BG3 | Dragon Age: Origins
My Tavs
Silmarien Telcontar-Telerin
The Starlight Maiden
intro + tag + starlightweave
High Half-Elf 💫 Sage 📖 Storm Sorceress 🌩️ Gale romance 💜
Isidro Prudencio Aguilar
The Paladin of Helm
intro + tag + lion & bear + two dumbasses in waterdeep
Human 🌎 Noble 👑 Oathbreaker -> Oath of Devotion 🛡️ Halsin romance 💚
Arasene
The Wandering Warrior
intro + tag
Wood Elf 🌲 Soldier 🪖 Fighter ⚔️
Xanaphia Zau'ghym
The Little Monk
intro + tag + bloodmoon
Seldarine Drow 🩰 Acolyte 📿 Monk 👊 Astarion Romance ❤️
Prince Rivera
The Giggle of the Gate
intro + tag + chuckleheart
Wood Half-Elf 🍃 Entertainer 🎭 Bard 🎻 Wild Magic Sorcerer 💥 Psionic Warrior, Most Powerful in the Realms 🧠 Shadowheart Romance 🤍🖤
Arakka
The Golden Scourge
intro + tag + web of gold
Half Orc 🐗 Criminal 🔪 Swashbuckler 🏴☠️ Minthara Romance 😈
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Hot take: I think Gale is the companion most willing to consider the emperor as an ally (well that's just canon) and they can work well together if sharing a goal and agree on the method to achieve that.
This can fall apart in moments.
Also casually they will constantly be at odds with one another.
never be good at your job. it's a trap. they'll just give you more and harder stuff to do and it'll pull you away from your true passion of writing gay fanfiction for people on the internet
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What the fuck is it w/ my coworkers constantly shirking their work. And I'm speaking as the laziest worker on the planet. Like tell me why my arch nemisis is talking about "it would be great if we could send this before the call tomorrow" WE? this is YOUR CLIENT, and YOU are the only person on that call tomorrow. Who is we? Me because somehow I get stuck scheduling these calls even tho I don't take them?
You know it was really stupid of management to make me do all these internal projects I can't fucking stand, and with extremely old and janky systems, like email platforms that don't even gave have a dashboard showing basic things like an open rate 💀 They should've moved this "we" idiot off clients completely except for the 2 she's done a lot of work with, had her do all internal stuff bc she knows the janky system better than me, and have me handle all clients. I should've proposed that myself but it seemed decided already I should do this internal crap. And also it's besides the point, I need to get out of this dump period bc this place has serious problems, all of which management refuses to solve, and which I'm sure my team will get blamed for eventually.
(a mini-fic for bg3 pride month day 9: "green - nature")
a day late, but this is the fourth of the fics + matching VP i plan to post for the rainbow flag days! it's 1,240 words and can be read below the cut. or on ao3 here if you'd like to leave a kudos or comment, which i always really appreciate!
(if anyone ever wants to be on or off that list, or if anyone would like to be tagged specifically for my pride month mini-fics, just let me know!)
i couldn't capture the exact setting i had in mind for the story in-game, but i'd say this custom map by inkyplz worked decently enough! as usual, thank you to @worfs-glorious-hair for hosting the event. and this time i also wanna give a shoutout to @spellfireburst for creating these robes that look so good on Gale.
The vine blights at the gate had delayed them by ten minutes at most.
Elenion plucked a sharp, discordant note from his lute and whispered something beneath it, soft enough that Gale barely heard the words. The blight heard them. It recoiled as if the sound had split its roots, and Gale's lightning took it a heartbeat later.
It collapsed in a heap of twitching leaves and split vines.
Elenion lowered their lute, the final note of the spell still trembling in the air. Beside them, Gale let the lightning fade from his fingertips and looked down at the torn hem of his robe with the solemn grief of a man who had suffered a scholarly tragedy.
He had, however, failed to notice the leaves caught in his hair.
"Well," Gale said, "I believe we've established that the site is not entirely abandoned."
Elenion, still breathless, tried and tragically failed to stifle a laugh behind their hand.
Gale gave them a wounded look. "I fail to see what is so amusing."
"Sweetheart," they said with a smirk, "you have leaves in your hair."
Gale lifted a hand at once.
"And a twig in your beard."
Gale's eyes widened. "That," he said as he brushed indignantly at his beard, "is field research."
Elenion laughed harder as they reached over and plucked the twig free themself.
"There," they said. "Your dignity is restored."
"An optimistic assessment," Gale muttered, though a smile tugged at his lips.
Together, they turned toward the gate. Vines had grown through the ironwork so thickly that the old hinges groaned as Gale's magic eased it open.
Inside, ivy climbed the pale stone walls. Birdsong echoed beneath the cracked dome. Ferns crowded the broken steps where astronomers had once stood with their instruments lifted toward the stars. Moss filled the grooves of a circular star-map beneath their boots, turning old constellations soft and green.
The observatory had not belonged solely to the stars for a very long time.
And yet Elenion could still see what it had been.
A place built for looking upward. A place the world had slowly, patiently, called back down.
Gale was already reaching for his journal before they were properly inside. Elenion couldn't help but smile as they ran their finger over the star clasp on their own journal.
They watched Gale kneel beside a fallen brass ring half-buried beneath fern roots. Then Elenion crouched near the center of the star-map and brushed loose moss from one of the carved constellations. They balanced their journal on one knee, sketching the pattern as Gale murmured a careful spell to lift dirt from the brass without disturbing the roots curled around it.
"Look," they said, tapping the page with the end of their quill. "This one has a local name. The villagers called it the Lantern-Bearer, but the old woman at the inn hummed a tune that sounded almost exactly like the second verse of Sails of Silver Light. Which means either the song traveled farther inland than I thought, or someone adapted the constellation myth for river folk."
Gale hummed. “And this dial is not purely astronomical. The inner ring measures seasonal drift, but the outer markings suggest planar observation, which would make the donor’s sketch either more accurate than expected or wildly lucky.”
Elenion looked up from their notes. “You seem happy.”
Gale’s spell dimmed between his fingers. "I am," he said, looking back at him. "Aren't you?"
Elenion glanced down at the star-map beneath their hand, then at the roots curling gently through the stone.
"Yes," they said, feeling themself smile. "I think I am."
They had come because of a donation to the Starlit Gallery: one damaged travel journal, three pressed leaves, and a half-legible sketch of a ruined observatory. Elenion had recognized the constellation in the margin from an old ballad, and Gale cross-referenced the name with an old academic catalogue.
Then Gale had taken leave from his lectures, and Elenion nearly backed out for fear that every display case in the museum might shatter the moment he stepped outside Waterdeep. In the end, he'd left it in trusted hands, and now they were pretending this wasn't also a holiday.
The road had led them through a small village near the High Forest, where people gave stories as readily as directions. A woman gave him fresh bread for the journey, a child sang half of their favorite folk song, and three different people gave contradictory warnings about the path through the trees.
He wrote the village name in the corner of the page.
Then his quill stilled.
He had forgotten how much he used to love that part of traveling. The unfamiliar faces, the old songs, the detours into antique shops and artisans’ stalls. The joy of knowing the world still had stories he had never heard.
Not the stages. Not the rented rooms and nights spent with strangers. Not the hunger of crowds.
Just this.
Gods, he had wanted to say yes when Lae’zel asked him to come to Chult. The Gallery had been too close to its preview gala for him to walk away, and he didn't regret staying. But he'd have loved to fight beside her again, to see the jungle and uncover whatever stories waited there.
Where had her road taken her this time?
Across the room, Gale’s voice trailed off mid-sentence.
"Len?" Gale’s voice softened. "You’ve gone very quiet, my love."
Elenion blinked down at his journal. "I was thinking about Lae’zel. About when she asked me to go to Chult."
"We can send to her tonight," Gale said.
“She could be anywhere by now.”
“Yes,” Gale said, “which is generally why one uses Sending.”
Elenion huffed a laugh.
"And if she replies only to insult our pace, our softness, or my beard," Gale added, "then we shall know she's well."
That laugh came easier.
They worked together in a quieter rhythm after that. Gale cleaned the brass dial with a careful spell, while Elenion made a rubbing of the star-map.
"Ah," Gale said softly, "Len. Look."
A shard of green glass no larger than Elenion's thumb had fallen between the roots. It must have broken from the old viewing lens centuries ago, but it still caught the light beautifully.
Elenion lifted it carefully into his palm.
"We shouldn't take the lens."
"You're certain?"
Elenion nodded. "It belongs here. But this…"
Gale hummed thoughtfully. "A fallen fragment," he said. "Already loose. Documented, contextualized, and not pried from any historically significant mechanism."
"Exactly."
The curator in him did want the lens. But the museum didn't need to own every beautiful thing. The shard could come home with him, and the observatory could remain itself.
Elenion closed his fingers around the shard.
"When we get home," he said, "we should start a list."
Gale glanced over. "Of poorly maintained historical sites?"
"Of places worth seeing together."
"Ah,” Gale said, taking his hand. “A far more dangerous list."
By the time they finished, the first stars had begun to show through the broken dome, caught between the leaves of the young trees growing through the roof.
Elenion looked up.
The green made the stars feel closer somehow. Less like something distant he had to chase until he lost himself, and more like something waiting to be found along the road.
And maybe the road could still lead somewhere beautiful, so long as he had a home to return to.
What is the song that your OC('s) blasts when entering Baldur's Gate?
tagged by @saylofwaterdeep thanks! tagging @riddlerosehearts and @oryndoll
Silmarien: Moon Prism Power Make Up!
"The pure hearts of the people should be protected from the likes of you! I am the pretty guardian of love and justice, who fights against aberrations and tyrants, for all that is beautiful in the world! In the name of the moon and the stars, I will punish you!"
Isidro: Death Rides a Horse - Ennino Morricone
Who'll be the first to seize his gun
Who'll be the last to see the ground
And when appeased will be his hatred
And when complete will be his revenge
Who had put flowers on your grave
There is no way out you for you men
And also for you who always have won comes
The moment of truth comes
Gortash, Orin, the brain, GORTASH x2 prepare to be SMOTE into OBLIVION 💥
Arasene: HISS - Megan Thee Stallion
I just want to kick this shit off by saying, FUCK Y'ALL!
I ain't gotta clear my name on a motherfuckin' thang!
She's been so fucking done with all this shit since the second she got kidnapped 🤣. She's back in the city and got scores to settle with everyone in a 500 yard radius
Xanaphia: Enter The Dragon Main Title
country bumpkin monastery girl who finally learned how to be a tough cookie takes on the big evil city 👊💥😤
Arakka: Many Men - 50 Cent
Now man, these pussy n-ggas puttin' money on my head
Go on and get your refund, motherfucker, I ain't dead
I'm the diamond in the dirt that ain't been found
I'm the underground king and I ain't been crowned
Anybody who comes in between Arakka and her hot drow wife's freedom is getting CLAPPED 🔫💥
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