And that a kelson of the creation is love

there is a hockey team that exists right now that consists solely of defensive pair mae batherson and kendall cooper alone in the middle of the desert

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

I had a dream that not just players but on conception each of the pwhl teams also had a (1) cat and during the expansion there was also a chance that the expansion team would steal the cat away and you would have to draft a new cat and it was an extremely devastating experience I cried

i'm... not sure how this one would work but i do think hockey teams should have cats. brilliant idea op.

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

@funnier-when-objectum

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

All foreign films/shows should have two subtitle options. A localized one that better serves the original intent of the story and dialogue and a more literal one that awkwardly translates phrases in a preserved state, specifically for perverts who want to learn the language (me)

Ideally subtitles would take up about a third of the entire screen, consisting of the written dialogue in the original language, a literal translation in English, and a localized translation. "That sounds terrible and inconvenient" NOT EVERYTHING IS FOR YOU. SOME THINGS CAN BE 4 ME