Slip at work tally
Close calls
Feet almost slip out: 30
Hand slide off lever while leaning on it (WITHOUT hitting myself in the face): 3
Stairs 2
Falls
Getting in/out of truck 4
Tripped: 1
Ate shit counter: 1
i don't do bad sauce passes

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taylor price
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Cosimo Galluzzi

oozey mess
trying on a metaphor

JVL
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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NASA
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Misplaced Lens Cap
RMH
cherry valley forever

Product Placement
Stranger Things
Not today Justin
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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Slip at work tally
Close calls
Feet almost slip out: 30
Hand slide off lever while leaning on it (WITHOUT hitting myself in the face): 3
Stairs 2
Falls
Getting in/out of truck 4
Tripped: 1
Ate shit counter: 1

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puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?
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Catastrophize Benedictine
if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

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i love how Indeed is like
tailored for you! here’s your shortlist of job opportunities that perfectly match your preferences and abilities as an artist with clerical career skills:
-booger farmer (45 miles away)
-astronaut (5 minutes away)
and neither of them are actually hiring
>settings
>onions
>my onions
>caramelize my onions
probably the best picture of a heron i've ever gotten. just some fuckin thing.
Saw a stupid take. Gonna write fanfic instead of wading in. Please clap
The fic isnt about the stupid take to be clear. This is a WIP

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Saw a stupid take. Gonna write fanfic instead of wading in. Please clap
"When Harlem Was" by Eric Bowman.
we are so back
the poster that this incredible illustration is based on is extremely striking. but while searching for it, I also found earlier posters for conveying this message along with a corresponding one for summer, and I fucking love them. absolutely lovely graphic design work. (both are from 1924, artist is Austin Cooper)
the one I was looking for originally also has a summer variant. (artist is Frederick Charles Herrick: 'it is warmer below' is from 1927, 'it is cooler below' is 1926)
Hadestown: The Musical | Official Trailer

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friend described a moby dick opera, complained all the parts were men so it was missing a lot of the usual singing roles and now i cant stop thinking about a moby dick opera where the sea, the ship, the whales, the color white, (maybe the harpoons...?) etc are played by women
I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars