And that a kelson of the creation is love

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

why

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

This post is around 10 years old and I just had someone bring it up to me at a wedding

look, if i catch sight of a mutual's unfortunately popular post in the wild dragging their flailing body behind it, i am obligated to smack that pony's ass and send them for another round of the pasture. i'm sorry, it's nothing personal, but it's in my contract

...yeah that's fair

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

@this-is-nonbinary-joy

im always caught off guard by all the ianthe fanart that makes her like really really pretty & put together. like obviously there are textual allusions to her being good-looking & it's a matter of interpretation & whatnot, but like from all the descriptions of her as like, deflated & colourless & wearing ill-fitting clothes, i was constantly picturing her as kind of gawky & not especially manicured. yknow, someone who like, hasnt really figured out conditioner. and then i log on & see that 1 nonagesimillion people have been picturing her as heidi klum

woman likers on tumblr do to ianthe what the man likers have been doing to tumblr sexymen for years

Oh my god I hear these sometimes, they’re native to south africa, botswana and namibia