P. S ‎ ‎ HELL WILL COME BITCH

If hungry enough would U check your girls cleavege for crumbs and suck them all off her like a vacuum or a ant eater yes/no

And If the clock was ticking too

When you go to the thrift store and every shirt is a size M and there’s no jeans larger than a size 32 and there’s a quebecois couple methodically taking one Item off the rack at a time to google lens it and see how much they can resell it for and they’re also bumping into you the whole time and blocking the only items that are labeled “plus” because no one is going to buy those anyways so it’s okay for them to take up the entire aisle and so you get so frustrated you decide to leave and you find a plus size thrift store around the corner and you’re really excited to check it out because you’ve never seen one before and every item in the store is $100+ and you realize oh this isn’t a thrift store at all it just says it’s one and so you go outside and jump in front of a bus which swerves to miss you but it crashes into a horse drawn carriage and kills and the horses and the townsfolk decide the only way to deal with the fat bitch who made the bus kill the horses is to beat you with clubs and sticks until you’re dead

victoria trip was a shitshow i still had fun but i want to go back under less stressful circumstances so i can have more fun