Cryptid Sighted

I just had 3 crackers with chutney and sharp white cheddar . Then i had a ring of pineapple. I started to levitate, but i wasnt scared. Im not scared of anything

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

Rrrraaagghhh i dont even want the job

Good news! Posting closed 👍

meows at you loud as fuck. meows at you loud as fuck again

we're overdue for a reactive wave of anti-cozy games. animal crossing but office workers. restaurant management but applebee's. farming sim but all spreadsheets. never see an ear of corn the whole game

a young witch trying to solve a gristly murder in the Italian alps during the Years of Lead

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

mike’s hard past couple of months

wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday

looking at jobs is like vintage toothpick sorter entry level immediate start ..... wow maybe I could be a vintage toothpick sorter.... *starts to envision a future where I am deeply involved in vintage toothpick sorting* *scrolls down* "5 years vintage toothpick sorting required Minimum!" *my dreams of vintage toothpick sorting dissolve into dust"

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

in the aquarium, straight up "looking at it" and by "it". lets just say. the fish.

can't believe it's only tuesday. it feels like it should be at least wednesday and honestly really thursday

Happy feels like it should be at least wednesday and honestly really thursday tuesday

the only bmi i care about is bagel mmmyummy itsgotcreamcheese