i'm coming home to my sky

This version of Batman is criminally underrated

Hey if you See This can you reblog this or comment on this with a character you headcanon as aromantic, asexual, or both. It can be canon it can be founded on absolutely nothing I just need more aroace stuff on here #yay

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

fuck this post 

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Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

can’t remember if i’ve reblogged this before but i stumbled across it again at 9pm and am sitting here cryIN G, SO

How the fuck did the entire internet’s sense of humor make one hell of a 180 in 7 years?

Okay but I love how “me and the boys at 2 am looking for BEANS” actually became a meme after this video.

i'd play in the creek now as an adult. i'd sit in the stream and collect rocks for a while

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

@m1ssl0uvee

“The late Merle Highchurch rolled a five”

Griffin: “Are you using the umbrella like Mary Poppins-style? You don’t need to.” Justin: “Oh, natch. And I don’t need to. For sure. But I deffo am.”

“I can fuck any onion I want!”

“the memory of my grandfather’s name died long before i was born”

“hot diggity shit that is a baller cookie”

“How do you not have a d6 it comes with every game?!” “My daughter…” “Eats them for power????”

“You haven’t seen this ass!”

“what’d you do merle?” “laid down in the road”

“I love you guys. You just set my fucking dog on fire”

“Hey, you calm the fuck down, sir! There’s no yelling in the Fantasy Costco!”

“Oh! I landed on Bryan!… Bryan I’m so proud of zem.”

“The three of you look like little Nemos- Merle, I can see three-quarters to four-fifths of your entire butt.”

“Floor Twenty!”

“I love you all, as my family, but I would bury a knife in any of your chests TO THE HILT for some French onion soup right now.”

“I got a good read on people except when I’m wrong, and I got a real good vibe on Dillon.”

“Mmm, those spices though!”

“I love that! Get that PAPER, son!”