50% sea 50% weed

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

i desperately need like a canopy bed or a tent bed or an in-wall bed or something i need to be tucked in i need to be protected from the elements i need to be in a little hole in a den in a nest im just a prey animal trying to get by

like idk how much this needs to be stated but like someone who is recognized as an amab person who has feminized herself is not going to be treated with the privilege of a cisman and if you tell me you believe that you're either incredibly distanced from reality and genuinely need to read the news and go outside or you are lying to justify violence

i wish i were rich because that way i could comtinue being Insane & Useless and it would be fine like not even a problem

favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

Essential worker during covid

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!