50% sea 50% weed

i'm grumpy and it's yours. let's terminate it before it grows into pissed off

genuinely if it becomes a film making trend to adapt 4chan/reddit posts into movies i think we should ban the moving image

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

Someone sent me anon hate then reported every single one of my posts because of this post

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

stop reblogging this post OP has a foot fetish

you can always start making a beautiful life for yourself even if you’ve lost some years to grief. your entire life does not need to be a perfect story, and it always doesn’t have to be only good or only bad. it’s gotta be a lot of both.