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Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name

I dont like how "reclaim" has turned into "can use against others in the exact same way it always has been and equally offensively"

Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do

hate hate hate how sites are increasingly trying to make right click saving images impossible. facebook, instagram, reddit (app), pinterest*, etc... all make you jump through hoops just to save an image. can you guys not please. how ddo i make them stop. can we get one of those EU regulations or whatever that makes them all comply, or are we going to have to wait for global socialism for that. ugh

I kinda like it tbh. harder to steal from artists and repost our art and steal personal photos etc.

median american voter

man if you're disabled you've GOT to find some way to make your fuckass body a source of pleasure whenever you can. jacking off. eating good food. wearing soft clothes. kissing an animal on the head. whatever you can do

@doggiedyke

Leave her alone!!!!!

Get so fucking real, the princess is not unbuckling the knights armor. The knights squire is going to unbuckle the knights armor and the princess is simply going to wait in her chambers for it to be done. You're mistaken if you think the princess is going to touch your field armor.

The princess is sitting in the cuck chair while the squire unbuckles the knight's armor. The knight doesn't know what's going on.

If you've ever killed a murderer you'd know that you also murdered a killer