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The ancient heterosexual male adage “it’s not gay to get your dick sucked but it’s gay to suck a dick” is a prime example of common feminist psychological warfare. By receiving fellatio, you place yourself in the feminine sexual role as the one who receives pleasure. Therefore it is actually you as the dick suckee that is gay. And you think your girlfriend sucking you off frees you from these allegations? Think again! Your girlfriend may as well be your boyfriend sucking on your clit before giving you the worst creampie of your life. And you’re putting your girlfriend in the masculine sexual role as the giver of pleasure, that’s basically some freaky transgender shit. If you get your dick sucked in any capacity by anyone you may as well be putting on a skirt and growing breasts ma’am

genuinely how are people crying tears of joy and celebrating taylor swift’s wedding like how morally and mentally corrupted do you have to be? this couple invited an ICE contractor and a man who beat his entire family to their dystopian opulent wedding where they used more jet fuel in a 4 month span to plan than an entire global tour. genuinely what are you people smoking? has crack made its way into the homes of millions of liberal cis women, queer and nonbinary people, purported leftists, as well as republicans alike? what do you mean that out of all the stupid white people you couldve chosen to worship, we as a society have landed on taylor swift?

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