50% sea 50% weed

#‘that goose keeps laying golden eggs. that’s stagnation. I’m going to kill it and go look for a goose that lays diamond eggs’#‘that goose normally lays golden eggs but this time it laid a silver egg. I’m going to kill it because even though I can still make good#money with that it’s not as good as a golden egg’#‘that golden egg laying goose only lays an egg once a day instead of constantly shitting them out. I don’t care that golden eggs take time#if they’re not constant the goose is worthless to me’

you forgot the best one

Turns out I had it THE WHOLE TIME! golly

me watching as every wikipedia article changes from “is” to “was”

ugh I'm so pumped rn for these mini prints like they came out mostly how I wanted them to and I got my logo on the back

my dad suggested $4 each and a 3 for $10 deal.

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"