50% sea 50% weed

genuinely how are people crying tears of joy and celebrating taylor swift’s wedding like how morally and mentally corrupted do you have to be? this couple invited an ICE contractor and a man who beat his entire family to their dystopian opulent wedding where they used more jet fuel in a 4 month span to plan than an entire global tour. genuinely what are you people smoking? has crack made its way into the homes of millions of liberal cis women, queer and nonbinary people, purported leftists, as well as republicans alike? what do you mean that out of all the stupid white people you couldve chosen to worship, we as a society have landed on taylor swift?

you never hear about a reading cranny

white people in their mid 30’s: omg now that I’ve done every drug under the sun I can’t wait to move out to a small town & raise kids in total sensory deprivation which will turn them into the most rancid little shits imaginable as long as they don’t turn out gay!

this and a blunt