you will not break me

Pokemon Heritage Post

tucker featuring dakota on one of his new songs. this crash and burn is going to be muy delicioso.

it's not that i don't want them to work out. it's whatever, they're cute together. seem happy. but historically speaking. if a musician features their current partner in some form, on a track or in a music video. things end spectacularly bad.

do barry and sabrina ring any bells.

walks around the dashboard with my hands behind my back like someone's grandpa

we're 2 for 2 pits on the cover for this vman drop. they know what the fags want.

which species of pokemon would be most delicious as a food source? Discuss and defend your reasoning

You could try eating the eggs that any breedable pokemon lay. Like, imagine a Haxorus egg. That’s gotta be nutritious as fuck. Full of iron. Everyone jokes about Miltank milk and making burgers out of it, but what would a Miltank egg taste like?

i was about to pick at the term "breedable pokemon" but hold up are u implying pokemon only reproduce by egg-laying (or miscellaneous mysterious means). ARE NONE OF THESE FUCKERS MAMMALS

DYLAN MINNETTE? EMPLOYED?

i’m going to bed, wake me up when it’s cold outside

mmm brandon perea chest hair