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betty cooper heathers episode voice lets be normal.

dykerikki

betty cooper heathers episode voice ive got a crazy idea. lets be normal

dykerikki

#me (abnormal) to jughead (also abnormal) youre normal. and so am i.#hi hashtag aliveagain #txtpost or whatever #riverdallying #ive actually been on a heathers spree because im normal so im Extra feeling this rn. lets be normal. lets be so extremely normal. betty voi #pinned

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rook-jemmy

"becomes" 🤨🙄

rook-jemmy

portal 2 is an american gothic horror story about an incredibly traumatized and exploited girl who was forced into a perpetual hell of servitude by the forces of capital and infinite growth. portal 2 is about how science owes its greatest achievements to women who never received any credit or control over the industries that they created. portal 2 is about how tech companies dehumanize and exploit feminized labor. portal 2 is about physically exploring a woman's repressed memories and realizing she was right to kill all those people with deadly neurotoxin. portal 2 is about fighting the piece of you they created to keep you weak and easy to control, ripping it out, and sending it to the fucking moon. portal 2 is about helping your traumatized girlfriend come to grips with her violent past. portal 2 is about how tech CEOs are so fucking stupid they would probably die from snorting moon rocks. portal 2 is about rape and exploitation and capitalism and vivisection and everything that would make you go 'ewwie' if it wasnt happening to a gigantic robot

#portal #YUP YUP.

2well2water

until choice feminists stop jumping down the throats of women who do not adhere to patriarchal beauty standards i will continue to facetiously announce that shaving makes you an ontologically evil person. it's like uhhhh counter terrorism or something

#yuuuuuuup 😊

ghostswhowontwearpants

Mosquito jewelry by Les Nereides

#rules....#jewellery #rings

handsomeboymodelingschool

Gimme 1 margarita and I saw off my leg!

#*plane crash **your #<mistyposting im such a huge fan

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pzyii

Pops across decades..

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH WAH #💯💯♥️💥🥺🙂‍↕️🙏🙏🕊️🫡😤YUUUUUUPPP #Marys jacket inspired by one of the ones she wears in pretty in pink hello jack #<HIIIII HEY. THIS RULES #riverdale #beronica #hermary

hbogirls

mary andrews speaking on a riverdale pride month panel: to me, the bi in bisexuality is not limiting. it’s freeing. it means being divorced from someone of the same gender and someone of a different gender

#and that panel organiser? was toni topaz #riverdale

i need the deleted and extended scenes of s4-7 YESTERDAY

#txtpost or whatever #riverdallying

moistvonlipwig

they should've done a riverdale episode where cheryl hosts a party to show off her outfit and then veronica walks in with even fancier clothes + jewelry that she got from her friend katy keene and upstages cheryl making cheryl hopping mad and then cheryl gets a delivery from christine bior labeled 'almglocken' and she's like How delightsome! My very own almglocken! and starts wearing it around and everyone is like Cheryl that's a cowbell and she's like No you heathens this is an authentic christine bior almglocken. and everyone's like okay i guess but betty confronts her and says Cheryl that is a cowbell and you look stupid please take it off and cheryl says Well cousin since we're on the subject i've always thought your ponytail makes you look like a repressed serial killer. which is the thing betty is insecure about so she goes off to brood. meanwhile cheryl is starting to make cow puns every time she speaks she's like Hello veronica you're auditioning for the lead in moo-lin rouge i see and veronica is like Cheryl are you making cow puns because you're wearing a cowbell and cheryl is like How udderly ridiculous how many times do i have to tell you people it's not a cowbell it's an almglocken. then cheryl has a dream where she gets locked in the barn and taken to the market by her mother and slaughtered and turned into steak and served up to jason while we intercut with veronica singing dona dona at some sort of entertainment venue for reasons known only to veronica. then later that night jughead and tabitha hear a mysterious noise outside pop's and find cheryl eating grass and jughead is like Uhh cheryl why are you eating grass and she's like Jughead you are so STUPID i am returning to the ancestral blossom ways. Now mooo-ve out of my way. and then she turns into a cow.

and the next day tabitha is like Did cheryl actually turn into a cow last night or did i dream that and jughead is like Yeah or is that a movie we watched and then they get a call from betty who's like Guys i think cheryl is a cow now and she's on a rampage. and they rush to find cheryl who is eating all the grass in town and they're like We have to stop her or riverdale will lose its precious rivergrass. so they call archie and jughead makes him dress up as a toreador and wave a red cape at her which enrages cow!cheryl because she owns the color red and she merely loans it to archie's hair out of the goodness of her heart but now he is flaunting it so she charges at him and he uses a pitchfork to knock the cowbell off of her and she turns back into a human. and she tearfully awakens and hugs archie and says Thank you archiekins you saved me from my bovine fate just like my jj would have done. and veronica says I don't understand why did christine bior send you a cowbell that makes you turn into a cow. and betty says Actually it turns out the package wasn't from christine bior it was from cowstine bior. and everyone's like Cowstine bior?! and just then nana rose enters the room and says Oh is that the cowstine bior cowbell i ordered? I was wondering where that got to and cheryl says Nana rose you ordered this? For why? and nana rose says For the maple syrup cow of course and archie says The maple syrup cow? and nana rose says Yes child did you really think our special blossom maple syrup came just from trees? We infuse the sap with the maple milk from the maple syrup cow. I ordered that cowbell just for her and cheryl says But the package said it was for cheryl blossom and nana rose says That's because the maple syrup cow's name is cheryl blossom. and toni says Why is the cow named cheryl blossom and cheryl says Dearest tt don't ask silly questions.....for what other name could the cow that enhances our maple syrup so be blessed with? and everyone is like True enough. and then there's a knock at the door and it's the mailman and the mailman says Delivery for cheryl blossom and it's the same packaging as before and cheryl looks inside and says How delightsome! My very own christine bior nose ring! and everyone says Cheryl NO and lunges to stop her from putting it on.

and then jughead steps out of the narrative and turns to the camera and says Well i think we all learned a valuable lesson today didn't we? Be careful what you put around your neck...you never know what you'll become. I'll see you next week, but for now, good night. and then he drinks from a glass of milk and it gives him a milk mustache and he winks at the camera. end of episode

#FAV #RIVERDALE #REVOLUTIONARY GIRL UTENA

cloghesy

Chickens on a swing - 2008

#god you guys the world is so beautiful.#chooks

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HAPPY PRIDE TO DONNA SWEETT

#I MISS YOU BABY #donna sweett #riverdallying #txtpost or whatever

i tailed her to an apocalyptic bunker in the woods where she sloppily swapped spit with that carrot topped neanderthal....

#sighs. donna sweett come home #txtpost or whatever #riverdallying

3000s

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

3000s

and sometimes you're not welcome

#MHMMMMM #work

pjackk

Im sick of all the hater lesbos constantly trying to ram me off the road and kill me

#donna sweett

there needs to be a million hours in a day so i can read 400 thousand words and watch all television series in the world and talk to my friends and have hundreds of cups of tea and also doze lazily in bed all day FUCK

#girl who obviously has not taken time off work in hang on i have to open my emails about this to find my last leave request #oh thats quite bad actually thats wrose than i thought. excluding the week in january i took for a course i didnt end up doing i uh.#havent taken time off since this time last year excl sickness #TOBECLEAR i work part time so like its not constant but wowow 🫪😬😬#txtpost or whatever #and ive just switched departments so ill feel like a chump asking for leave so soon FUCK my life. ill do it but fml #i know new dept managers gonna be horrified by my leave balances KJFDHGKSFKSH

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#the honourable jewellery maker hopes the prices of precious metals drops like a fucking anchor #sighs. i love steel and copper i do but i miss working in the shop silver and gold are so much easier than steel and dont oxidize like coppe #whateverrrrr #i dont even want to go back to the shop i saw a woman employee in the window when i went past last month and felt sick to my stomach

razzmothazz

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

razzmothazz

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

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