not without you

Today's shitpost is cancelled. Everyone gets an extra ten minutes to play outside instead

i wouldn't have to deal w all of this if i was a tree

im so hungry i could eat a meal

my friend's discord server has a "proof of touch grass" channel where they post pics of them doing regular activities outdoors/in public. i think many online spaces could benefit from such a thing

people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends

I have multiple dead horses that I beat regularly

OK so im a frog and the water is warm now. i swear it was cold a while ago but now its warm and i dont know when or why. But it's probably not gonna get any warmer

“they’re just looking at each other” you could not begin to understand the complexities involved in looking at each other