i am alive! alive! alive!

For the record as of last week I tested positive for Covid (STILL!!) and nobody sent me money for this

my 12 year brother is talking to his friend on the phone and trying to arrange plans to go over to his house this afternoon and was saying that our dad could drop him off maybe and i just heard him say "well i could maybe come over earlier but my dad is busy sharpening his scythe"

muffled voice coming from the phone speakers: how long till the scythe is sharp

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

YAY first dono yayayay

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

I hope all the red usernames reblogging this post have read it veeery slowly!

What is up with lefty types pushing to learn practical skills (sewing/gardening/etc whatever) as like "you'll need to know this after The Revolution:tm:" and not, like, "this is a useful skill to help yourself & others in your communities Right Now". You all sound like doomsday preppers and it's weirding me out. We don't have to prep for communist rapture maybe thee revolution starts with helping your neighbors

everyone's so desperate for theyfab to be a slur that they won't call themselves cuntboys with me. it makes them uncomfortable, they explain, or its connotations are too sexual,

come play cuntboy with me or whatever

hello little transmasc..."femboy" is not for you, but i have an alternative to propose - oh? "cuntboy" makes you uncomfortable? it's a word primarily used to objectify and put down people like you? it would really suck if there were other words like that, maybe words you like calling yourself that are primarily used to objectify and put down a different group of people,

like you tell people about transmisogyny and they think you just told them about discrimination about fucking elves or something.

Trans men who don’t pass aren’t being punished for being “women perceived *masc*” we’re being punished for being “*women* perceived masc” the key part is the women. Men aren’t punished for masculinity. Anti-trans legislation does NOT affect all of us, and certainly not to the same extent. Stop peddling this transmisogynistic nonsense and read transfeminist literature and maybe even pay for a trans woman’s lunch while you’re at it