mistressofalltime

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

Accuracy at its best

all of this shit…lol

This gets better every time I see it. 

@fuboos-mess

The accuracy hurts.

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

This just gets better..

@mi-kleos

Yes.

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

Why is this so true? All of it.

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

I love this. and it’s gotten better

All of these are me. Lol

And it reached its epic conclusion

I CHOKED ON FUNDIP

HISTORY HAS BEEN ENGRAVED INTO THIS POST

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

Funny when someone introduces you to something, you get really into it, and then they lose all interest in it. Oh so you’re just going to abandon me at the party you invited me to. Dude you were my ride.

dead serious WHAT did they put into claire de lune to make it do all that

his whole debussy

. . .I think OP was asking about BBC Sherlock (2010 - 2017)

I don’t think OP was doing that actually

. . .I think OP was asking about the Ultrakill level 1-4: CLAIR DE LUNE

OP is regretting many things this evening

Clair de Lune is the French term for 'moonlight'. . . .I think OP was just admiring the moon in a french way this evening

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

Reblog this to wrap the person you reblogged from in a blanket like a burrito

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

for anyone on the fence about watching in the grey (2026) -- listen to me. hear my words. the central pitch is: what if there was an extremely intelligent and gorgeous international law attorney (???) played by eiza gonzalez who employed a team of 6 men (headed by jake gyllenhaal and henry cavill but that's sort of beside the point) whose job is simply to physically extract her from dangerous situations. she walks into negotiations with warlords, evil billionaires, etc while her men run around being extremely competent and preparing multiple evacuation routes so that under no circumstances will eiza gonzalez ever be without assistance. and the 2 main guys are giving married couple of the old school losers/a-team/man from uncle variety, where they quip at each other in a way that is vaguely homophobic and vaguely romantic in between running around doing extremely competent action movie shit. the 6-man team refers to eiza gonzalez as either "ma'am" or "mom" and use both to her face. they treat her like sworn knights treat a queen or like guard dogs treat the hand that feeds them. this dynamic is like crack fucking cocaine and i need everyone to get in here NOW

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

Now the moth is banned in Russia

…well what the fuck is this

Art.

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

they should have made another search engine called Ask Wooster where it gives you the wrong answer every time