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Well. That explains a lot.

#uuuh #spot on #zootopia #the mentalist #judy hopps #nick wilde #teresa lisbon #patrick jane

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myfavoritedemons

i have a gift card for a bougie home goods store that i could spend on some practical kitchenware...or i could spend on cowboy worm rug...

myfavoritedemons

petition to replace tumblr's logo with this little guy

hollowedskin

Me trying to say something to my partner about some cool fanart I just saw on my dash.

Him: back up back up, what the FUCK is Mouse Effect.

lizardsexposed

hollowedskin

Lizardsex I love you...

The burning question of course is whether everyone is mice, or just the humans. Like are the salarians little frogs or is it Mice and Mice With Blue Tentacles???

lizardsexposed

sorry im absolutely too floored by the fact you just called me 'lizardsex' to give you an answer

hollowedskin

... I see now your name is probably Lizards Exposed and not in fact Lizard Sex Posed.

dwarf-scum

This exact phenomenon is why there’s now a hyphen in my url.

#only on tumblr

garaks-gay-garderobe

what I really love about the Disco Elysium Fandom is that we are not yassifying Kim and Harry. I open Tumblr and Kim is a skinny middle aged guy and Harry is a fat alcoholic. I scroll through the Harrykim tag and we're all drawing Harry's bicep-girth-bloated-face combination. We collectively said Kim does Not have a sixpack!!! How often I find myself in fandoms where characters are needlessly made to look like bodybuilders in fanart/draw to conform to beauty standards? All the time! And I just think it's nice to see so many people embracing the beerbelly x receding hairline ship for what it really is. thank you guys :,)

#harrykim #disco elysium

keroa

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numahachi

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phuiscribbles

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jukun

valbrandur

ddemotivators

AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

minervafloofderg-migrating

thegreenwolf

itsadragonaesthetic

This is such an abstract type of comedy I don’t even know how to handle it

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thatdykepunkslut

> Get into color grading

> realize every screen displays color slightly differently

> realize every camera captures color a little differently

> realize every format and image editor translates color

> realize every printer deposits ink differently

> realize every kind of paper accepts ink differently

> realize colors look completely different under different lighting conditions

> ok I'm going to do everything greyscale now

> black density changes as ink cartridge depletes and depending on viscosity after multiple prints

> "what color white are you using"

> duckduckgo least painful method of death

the-actual-ocean

The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.

goldenretriever-boyfriend

nattousan

is there a word for the concept of gaining new information about an aspect of life that you previously paid no attention to but now you see it everywhere?

Like let's say you begin a new job as a lineman stringing electrical wire; previously, as a civilian, you saw telephone poles everywhere but they were just a part of the background, but now you see them and have access to New information: how old the pole is, when it was last serviced, other technical things i can't make up because i am not a lineman.

i think it's a lovely thing to gain, in any aspect, like you understand a little bit more about the world now.

hachinana87

I’m not worried. Are you worried?

Yes.

#beautiful fanart #grocky

allisonrw96

Me: The sheer number of books in the world is overwhelming and I don't know how I'll ever even get through all of the ones on my shelves.

Also me: What if I reread the Momento Mori series again for the third time this year?

masterofalltime

Same! I'm on my third read-through right now as well! :3

#everett larkin #ira doyle #my beloveds

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vintage-tigre

Beautiful stop motion animation by CliffCreativity

muttsys-deactivated20260425

i want to share this picture my mom took when she was young with you all. because its fucking awesome

on the back "super puppy 1985" is written

recklessmoss

super puppy 1985!

stinastar

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

#on writing

wellsbering

imagine your ex who you haven't seen in a decade (since he stole your car) shows up at your house. in the car. the one he stole from you. it looks like shit. your ex asks you to fix the broken car. then he tells you that the hot girl with him and his buddy (the one that helped him steal the car) is his new girlfriend. she is a member of the royal family and she looks capable of murdering you AND your ex with rage alone. you try to say hi. she does not say hi. no one admits it out loud, but you get the feeling that they're all running from the cops and they all want to hide out in YOUR house.

this is what happened to lando calrissian in the empire strikes back

niennanir

I'll concede most of this but the cops literally arrive 20 minutes before your ex pulls into the driveway and are hiding in your pantry.

perdviv-deactivated20211109

I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I - the alphabet as seen from the side

ghostpalmtechnique

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the alphabet as seen from directly above

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autistobrat

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

romanceyourdemons

we need fewer songs about falling in love and breaking up and MORE songs about famous disasters of the sea

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