Sorry My Lair is Messy

they really don't make Bigass Cabinet For Computer anymore. we were at the used furniture warehouse the other day & they had so many. that's the way things should be. lock away that wretched machine when you're done looking at it

among all the other reasons one might hope for a glorious posthuman future (end of suffering and injustice, the opportunity to expand our knowledge and wisdom beyond all previous boundaries, cat ears, etc) you do gotta admit that given a hundred million years, it's at least plausible that some future entity with a plausible claim to "being (or having-been) acclaimed singer-songwriter Taylor Swift" will at some point date a woman

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

the main problem i have with america is that nothings old as hell there. i cant be so far away from a castle it damages my aura

Noooo haha don't spread racist ideals and colonizer propaganda by idolizing white european aesthetics above all else and denying the life and accomplishments of native peoples on their own lands

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

It’s vitally important that people remember that no matter how many followers someone has on here they’re still literally just some person with a blog and not, like, The Authority on anything.