Sorry My Lair is Messy

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

Hey. Stop for a second. Take this moment to appreciate that you don't have to write a paper right now. No one is asking you to write a paper. You don't have to think about the paper or plan your time around the paper. You have the freedom to think about whatever you want. Everything is going to be okay. At least you don't have to write a paper right now

I have a paper to write right now :(

overhearing my neighbor rant on the phone top of his lungs and his friend is saying something in calm voice and he goes NO. NO NUANCE. STOP SAYING NUANCE. MY BOSS NEEDS TO DIE

fully to be mean but the way you all act about shen comix, if i was him i would absolutely be weaponizing the rumors i was transfem while remaining 100% a cis man to stay relevant and perhaps make a profit also

the weird is-she isn’t-she grift is irritating as fuck but if anything i almost respect his ability to put up with everyone reacting to it because i’ve had someone tell me to transition like 3 times and it’s actually made me want to transition less than ever and i think if the entire internet was doing it to me i would never use this website again out of sheer annoyance

tomorrow i will ride an elephant sized isopod into a crowded public area and we will all find out what happens next together

quite frankly i didn't realize enough people still used wattpad for this to be that big of an issue