Yes, yes, we all want Kim to dom us, obviously. None of us would hold out under the raised Eyebrow of Authority: we'd lick his well kept boots in an instant and thank him for the privilege. BUT. Consider. Kim always-in-control Kitsuragi being given the opportunity to actually, completely *let go*. What might emerge if you tricked his brain into stopping repressing everything because "this is totally being done to you and outside of your ability to control, wink wink"? Someone strong should tie Kim up and throw him around a bit, is what I'm saying. For science!
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The HarryJean and Harrykim sides of this fandom are so tonally different. The latter is making domestic bliss content while all four of us on the former are discussing the various forms of mutual abuse these guys subjected e/o to
STEALING YOUR IDEA AND RUNNING AWAY WITH IT. Oh my goodness had I checked my Tumblr asks while live and seen this you would have heard me banshee screeching.
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Unprofessional Conduct: The Blog (intro + fic list)
Neen / Nini (as in knee) · 199x · she/her (most days, ask again in 2 business days) ·
Moonlighting as a VTuber & AO3 writer to survive the day job of 10 years in the corporate code mines 🥲
💖Current affliction: HarryKim / Disco Elysium. Terminal. It's why I post now.
I write yaoi on AO3, stream on twitch, and occasionally smuggle skills out of the day job to improve the presentation layer of my brainrot (workskins, browser extensions).
🆗Asks & DMs open! writing, life advice, anything. slide in. Water’s cozy.
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#my writing — Chapter updates, drabbles, assorted brainrot smuggled out of the corporate mines
#UC41 — The longfic. HarryKim slowburn hurt/comfort. ongoing, 99k and climbing
#RedChecksAndOrangeBombers — The one-shots/multi-shot & smut. Plot bunnies that mutated into monsters. All AU branches of the UC41 universe
#AskNeen — Previous asks
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↓ My writing (list updates) ↓
🔫 Unprofessional Conduct in the 41st — E · 99.5k · WIP · slowburn hurt/comfort · mutual pining
Kim transferred to Precinct 41 eight weeks ago and has been quietly, devastatingly in love since Martinaise. Harry — sober(-ish), trying very hard — has not noticed. The parliament in his head has. It's losing its mind about it.
🔗 Custody — E · 12.2k · complete · rank play · praise kink · prank-turned-real
Harry cuffs a sleeping lieutenant as a prank. All Kim has to do is tell him to stop. He doesn't.
🪩 Crowd Control — M · 5.3k · complete · leather pants · jealous harry · UST [all my fics are honestly]
Kim wears the leather racing jacket to Disco Night. half of Martinaise notices. more unfortunately: Harry notices.
🎯 Cheek Weld — M · 3.4k · complete · touch-starved · professional pretext · pining
Harry can't qualify with his own service weapon since the tribunal. Kim has a fix: the range, after hours, bare hands at his hips — to correct his stance. On the record.
👩💻 The Voices in Your Head — AO3 workskin · made with 10 years of professional spite
Disco Elysium. Your fic, but with intrusive thoughts in colour. Accessible, mobile-friendly, no forced dark mode.
meeting 3 of the day. two hours each. someone is sharing their screen and i am not perceiving it because my entire brain has been colonized by harrykim slowburn fics.
the misunderstanding that happens in most of them. THE misunderstanding. the one that has been load-bearing for 80,000 words it could be resolved with one (1) conversation. but harry's inner peanut gallery of screaming skills votes against honesty every single time, and kim has taken the emotion, noted it neatly in the little blue notebook, and filed it under "irrelevant to the case. Detective"
..so they yearn. they glance. they almost-say-it and then a body drops or the radio crackles or one of them says "we should focus" (LIAR. LIARS BOTH.)
and i'm sitting here in my third meeting nodding at a jira board thinking about harry pinning kim to a wall — ....one hand around both wrists, the other flat against the plaster by his head — and kim, composed, insufferable, going "detective, this is unprofessional" while making zero (0) attempt to move. i need harry to crowd him against that wall until the notebook hits the floor. i need the glasses fogged. i need "we should focus" whispered directly into someone's mouth from a distance of negative two centimeters. i need 80k words of repression converted into want
resolve the misunderstanding, officers. with friction. dock the ships. this is an ORDER from dispatch
"any questions from your side?" yes. one. and it is not appropriate for this call
