I Hate Being Wrong In Public

Maybe he'd have noticed if he could take a single minute from crunching and munching that celery 🙄

I thought of this while i was driving today and almost drove into my mailbox

It’s that time of year again

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

evil bruno mars i’d throw a grenade at you

frivolous bruno mars I’d throw a parade for you

andrew lloyd weber bruno mars I’d write masquerade for you

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

please she doesn't deserve you I'd do anything