god if i have bedbugs i’m going to be so fucking pissed

do i even have to say it

nah but in all seriousness my life is in a dead end right now and every path i see leading out of this purgatory i’m in ends in a** hating me

okay going through my posts from 2018 is utter hilarity because guess what! this person did end up hating me

in what can only be described as a manic episode i accidentally totalled my car the other day and that’s like…the worst look of all time

i’ve been going through my abandoned blog from ~4 years ago and this is the funniest post ever made

It’s quite likely no coincidence that that most ‘mismanaged’ and least profitable social media site is also the one that turned out to be most amenable to the formation of actual communities

To clarify, Tumblr is indeed horribly mismanaged, but notably, it’s mismanaged both in ways that harm us (e.g. doing little about pornbots, nazis, etc.) and ways that have greatly benefited us – not asking for real names, hiding our follower counts, a chronologically-sorted dashboard, etc. are big draws, but in the eyes of other social media monarchs, they look like unforgivable mistakes. If I don’t have to give my real name, that’s that much less information to sell to advertisers. If posts are listed chronologically, Tumblr can’t shove the posts of ‘influencers’ in front of me willy-nilly. Tumblr was a ‘success’ because it was too poorly managed to sufficiently atomize us, and so we actually had conversations and communities instead of being the best products for advertisers.

just wait till you hear about 4 chan

no one is allowed to say “x is braver than the troops” anymore because that taylor swift fan who went to prison for refusing IDF service is quite literally braver than any troop ever

WAIT WHAT

“The front of my train terminal got no business looking like this”