Destigmatize Booch

Thank god they made your pervert kink illegal to keep us all safe. Now I can enjoy my diet pervert kink in peace knowing they’ll never come for me next

Domming a guy i hate and convincing him good puppies like to be named Hubert then getting his name legally changed to Hubert then ghosting him

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

the whole pattie gonia situation could have been mitigated if she had just watched that one episode of nathan for you where he opens a parody starbucks store

Good thing i have a wednesday to thursday transformation fetish

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

You should be yearning for me.

Gay Winston from Overwatch: Excuse me for... being gay

He doesn't need a fucking excuse honey that's the point of PRIDE Winston !!!!

PROUD Gay Winston: Did somebody say... penis?

i think every publisher should have to institute a ban on books that fail what i’m calling the “little life” and “what else?” tests

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

I miss my fucking something so bad