Lucie𝜗𝜚

I’m in the dryer spinning around with your shoes. Just making a loud noise for no reason. Come see what’s up. The door flew open again. Sorry.

I’m heavily locked in my overnight oats era.

The secret to a happy functioning heterosexual relationship is that, as a woman, you have to be a little abusive.

God I bet it feels so fucking good to be forgiven

Lowkey I’m trying to get pregnant rn. Idgaf.

Blowing my head smooth off every time I make a spelling error.

I want to pursue every degree just to see what’s up.

If women could get men pregnant I’d get as many knocked up as possible and have a trail of baby daddies. I’m not paying child support either. Fuck you I ain’t paying shit.