Lucie𝜗𝜚

I wish I were a werewolf

I feel dumber than I ever have in my entire life #suicide #wastedlife #killmyself #theworldwouldbebetteroff

Put a quarter in your ass because you played yourself

Lowkey wishing I was playing 679 by Fetty Wap on a silver iPhone 6S Plus while wearing a bomber jacket and a black choker. Fuck my fucking lifeeeeeeuhhhh.

Yeezy reupholstered my pussy

Oh yeah everybody just mock the girl who picks her nose. Let’s all hate the girl who loves to pick her nose regularly. Like it’s my fault that it’s so soothing. I thought we were all open minded here. As if you’re all so fucking perfect. There are so many more real pickers out there like me than you think. #boogergirl

‘Birthday and holiday calories don’t count’ bitch they don’t count to me year-round. Daily. Calories only matter if you let them. Enjoy your life. Be free and be fucking wild. For once. You’re bringing down the vibe.

Mama, may I have cookie? No, Diabeto, roll back to kitchen.

Spider-Man gets it the worst idgaf. Three different dudes playing this kid who is highly intelligent and yet still broke as fuck in every universe AND loses his girl to something especially heinous. They should just blow his head clean off at this point. Put him out of his misery. Imagine all that, plus you gotta clock in to total city wide carnage at 7AM while some old mustached fuck rants about you being a terrorist on his podcast. Suicide. I’d be hanging right from the Empire State Building by my own fucking webs.