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imagine being this. You're fucking set dude
you can just fuck around and eat crabs and be fat as all hell and stink until you roll over and die and even then you get to keep stinking. W3 should be dedicating all resources into transforming all humans into this
Gollum and yoda sucking each other off while a big steamroller gets closer and closer
This is one of those firing shots in to the air, property value lowering posts that keeps this site utterly unmarketable
they turned off replies like Netflix canceling a beloved and audience adored premiere show. i could have written season 2
The Muppets s01e01
Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks
Happy Pride Month
Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

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it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit
"taylor swift is a lesbian" check your house for mold
"I can fuck the heterosexuality out of sabrina carpenter" questionable taste, but much more respectable
not to mention the sandwich
True
Can someone do that graph thing with the frequency of names over time and put a dot on it when the muppets and sesame street came out
Sesame Street started in 1969 and basically made the popularity of these names absolutely TANK
To note: Elmo wasn't introduced until 1980. You can probably spot where 1980 is on that graph. :p
What the hell made "Grover" spike relatively recently?
She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about
the lion does not concern herself with papa
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I managed to listen to exactly 3 seconds of this before I laughed so hard I couldnβt breathe.

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lyrics DO NOT π ββοΈπ ββοΈββπ«π« have to be good πββοΈπββοΈπββοΈ for the song to be good ππππ
Mutuals feel free to pick me up and drop me off in front of prime real estate thatβs all mine
I will be scared but I will appreciate it
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The silent screaming
if this were my baby skull i would gild it with gold and put it on the head of a cane and walk around with it, and all the buttons on my waistcoat would be my gold-covered baby teeth. and they would call me golden skeleton baby man. not that you care
if this were my baby skull i would gild it with gold and put it on the head of a cane and walk around with it, and all the buttons on my waistcoat would be my gold-covered baby teeth. and they would call me golden skeleton baby man. not that you care
ra ra rasputin is objectively the funniest song ever written it's like "rasputin was an advisor to the romanovs and honestly he was a bit of a power-hungry conman (oof)... but you're not here for a history lesson! you want to know how much he fucked, don't you? well i'll tell you: he fucked. he fucked often and severely."

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What do you prefer your house thermostat set at, in degrees Celcius?
64 or lower
65-67
68-69
70-72
73 or higher
No preference
What do you prefer your house thermostat set at, in degrees Celcius?
64 or lower
65-67
68-69
70-72
73 or higher
No preference
Gotta say, I didn't expect this many people to keep their thermostat above 64Β°C
UNFATHOMABLY based hive mother. Let's pour one out for our fallen bee comrades.
A modern Massachusetts classic
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