talbatross

you can just fuck around and eat crabs and be fat as all hell and stink until you roll over and die and even then you get to keep stinking. W3 should be dedicating all resources into transforming all humans into this

Gollum and yoda sucking each other off while a big steamroller gets closer and closer

This is one of those firing shots in to the air, property value lowering posts that keeps this site utterly unmarketable

they turned off replies like Netflix canceling a beloved and audience adored premiere show. i could have written season 2

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

Happy Pride Month

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

not to mention the sandwich

Can someone do that graph thing with the frequency of names over time and put a dot on it when the muppets and sesame street came out

To note: Elmo wasn't introduced until 1980. You can probably spot where 1980 is on that graph. :p

What the hell made "Grover" spike relatively recently?

the lion does not concern herself with papa

World Heritage Post

I managed to listen to exactly 3 seconds of this before I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe.

lyrics DO NOT 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️❌❌🚫🚫 have to be good 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ for the song to be good 👍😎😎😎

Burrowing owl (Athene cunicularia)

The silent screaming

if this were my baby skull i would gild it with gold and put it on the head of a cane and walk around with it, and all the buttons on my waistcoat would be my gold-covered baby teeth. and they would call me golden skeleton baby man. not that you care

if this were my baby skull i would gild it with gold and put it on the head of a cane and walk around with it, and all the buttons on my waistcoat would be my gold-covered baby teeth. and they would call me golden skeleton baby man. not that you care

ra ra rasputin is objectively the funniest song ever written it's like "rasputin was an advisor to the romanovs and honestly he was a bit of a power-hungry conman (oof)... but you're not here for a history lesson! you want to know how much he fucked, don't you? well i'll tell you: he fucked. he fucked often and severely."

Gotta say, I didn't expect this many people to keep their thermostat above 64°C

Why did he do that tho 😂