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i am not joking we need to force teach cooking in schools. like. it is an essential thing for survival. do you know how easy it is to make things if you know even the bare bones shit about how cooking works. we need to teach teenagers how far you can take an onion and some other veggies itââs sad that people grow up not knowing how to prepare literally anything. and iâm not talking about oh this home ed class taught me how to make chicken nuggets at home iâm talking about learning the balancing of sweetness and acidity and saltiness and bitterness and shit like that and techniques and oil temperatures and how meats cook. it needs to be taught because itâs literally not even that difficult and it matters so much
i truly believe that knowing how to cook is a basic survival concept and the fact that so many people canât even make simple dishes is depressing as hell this is the sorta thing that should be taught at a young age. being able to take the ingredients you have around your home and turn them into a meal is like, essential and will make life so much better. you donât need to be a high end chef you just need to understand some things that can be easily taught⌠but then again maybe the education system is playing a roll against this and ultimately they want you to grow up to rely on mcdonalds for dinner. i donât know. please learn how to cook for yourself if youâre able. iâm not asking you to hunt for specific ingredients to make some expensive youtuberâs âbestâ recipe but if you know the basics of cooking you can do a lot with cheap canned ingredients. cooking can be affordable i promise you just need to learn how to make do with what you can get
Can anyone point me towards resources that teach those basics cus I would LOVE to teach my child this stuff but i dont know how to cook
not comprehensive but heres some:
internet shaquilleâs basics but especially:
making rice
making scrambled eggs
making oatmeal
levels of cooking meat
using & storing vegetables with recipes in the description (this one has a bit of Sassiness directed at people who dont like vegetables but the content is solid)
food safety + a recipe to demonstrate
how to learn to cook (just a list of subtopics, no actual tips)
cooking techniques playlist
how to cut x
basics with babish s1 & 2, but particularly:
freezer meals,
weeknight meals,
kitchen tools (although the specific suggestions are pretty expensive even with the lower end scale items the basic categories are solid, and you can evaluate what items you will realistcially need - eg. if you dont need to read temp for steaks etc the temp reader will not be relevant) &
kitchen care (mid-high advanced home cooking)
basic knife skills
picking the right pan for each recipe
j. kenji lopez-altâs tips and tricks playlist
egg recipes
a little more complicated, involved, and longer than any of the rest of these but good breakdown of flavor & how and why to use the basic seasoning/flavor profiles
and then recipe channels representing various cuisines:
j. kenji lopez-alt (various)
marionâs kitchen (southeast & east asian, western/asian fusion)
maangchi (korean)
future neighbor (mostly korean)
the western supermarket playlist of chinese cooking demystified (more recipes available but these are accessible if you dont have âspecialtyâ ingredients)
family recipes playlist by made with lau (chinese)
not another cooking show (various)
cooking with boris (bear with me here i know he does it exaggeratedly humorously but a lot of them are actually solid and beginner cook friendly. mostly slavic/russian)
you suck at cooking (also falls into the intentionally humorous category but most of the recipes are pretty solid anyway)
how to cook that (baking, also does debunking videos of viral cooking hacks - breaks down the reasons the hacks dont work, pretty important to understand those basics imo)
internet shaquille (various)
babish culinary universe (various)
i REFUSE to recommended joshua weissman because he is fucking insufferable but if you want you can try if you can deal with it, the techniques/recipes seem fine for the most part
again definitely not a comprehensive list but it touches on most of the basics
Minecraft Colour Symbolism
i thought too much about what meanings in-universe players would give to colours. enjoy my rambling!
Red: the most notable red thing in minecraft is redstone. for this reason, red represents energy, tech, and power. it also has correlations to the nether, with the red netherrack and crimson plants.
Orange: orange is seen in acacia wood, copper, lava, and flames. orange is heat and creation, colouring raw materials and worked metal, as well as the glow of the furnace.
Yellow: many yellow things glow or shine, like the sun, glowstone, or gold. yellow represents light. it is also the colour of protective totems, and of wheat ready to be harvested. it can symbolize happiness and safety.
Green: green represents the cycle of life and death, being the colour of the experience lost when things die. green colours living plants and deadly mobs and poison. it may also represent chance, being the colour of the villagers currency and the subject of their randomized trades.
Blue: soulflame, lapis, the vex, the shine of enchantments... blue often has magical correlations. blue is also the colour of value and greed, with diamonds, powerful magic, and the ever-greedy vex taking on this colour. And the darker blues, those that colour the deep oceans and hidden depths, bring symbolism of mystery and curiosity.
Purple: the colour of nether portals and dragons breath, as well as many ender things. purple represents other dimensions, and possibly travel as a whole, since elytra are also a purple-y shade. a notable exception to these correlations is amethyst- is there a reason for that?
Pink: pink is the colour of pigs and axolotls, as well as the rare natural pink sheep. it colours friendly creatures, with even the piglins being willing to trade. pink is friendship and community, it is the safety of a peaceful place. it is rare things and good luck- finding a pink sheep in the wild is a lucky occurrence for sure.
Black: black is the void, the darkness of night, the wither and its skeletons. it is death. but the withers poison doesnt stop until you are dead, the darkness is everpresent, the void cannot be conquered. obsidian takes forever to break. black does not give up, it is endurance, willpower, stubbornness.
Gray: the colour of stone, everywhere, unnoticed. gray is neutral. but it is also deep caves and the hidden treasures within, the dangerous illager raids that bring valuable loot. it is adventure and hidden value.
White: snow and bones, sheets of paper and the quills to write on them, the quartz used in important redstone machines. white is cold, and also intelligence and knowledge. clouds are white, as are shulker bullets and phantom membrane. white is associated with air.
Brown: dirt is brown, and so is wood, and leather. the basic tools and the ground itself are brown. it is stability, and the earth. it can represent beginnings. brown can also mean home, like the wooden starter house that nearly all players have made.
In summary, without all the fancy wording:
red: energy, power, tech, the nether
orange: heat, creation, fire and lava
yellow: light, happiness, safety
green: life and death, plants, chance
blue: value, magic, mystery, curiosity and greed, water
purple: other dimensions, travel, the end, whatever amethyst is
pink: friendship, rare things, community, safety, good luck
black: the void, death, darkness, endurance, stubbornness and willpower
grey: neutrality, caves, adventure, hidden value
white: cold, air, intelligence/knowledge
brown: stability, earth, home
clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism
This post wouldâve been a lot better if you didnât say the f word. Grow up.
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phannies asking dnp for a mukbang/halloween baking 2020
i see this doing itâs rounds again, i donât watch dnp anymore but good to know yâall are still being clownsÂ

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ur telling me that red flags are BAD? I thought they were good because, you know, color theory
âRed flags? Like he works at the childrenâs hospital?â
heâs about to sell me car insurance
I really admire Monster Highâs commitment to monster puns, you will NEVER hear them say âgirlâ when they can say âghoulâ, NEVER
hey! havenât posted here in a while but iâm writing a new dreamsmp fic based around c!Schlatt, if anyone wanted to volunteer to beta it Iâd really appreciate it!Â
This would be great for a childrenâs hospital
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I ended up having a really interesting conversation with some people at the bus stop today. They were getting out of some sort of âclean and soberâ meeting and had starting saying how they were so bored because they didnât have anything to do, and had to stay at home because all their old friends would pull them back. So I said something like, âSo this is the time to do all the stuff your parents told you they didnât have money/time for!â âWhatcha mean?â âYou know, like when you were five and you REALLY wanted to have that toy or do that thing and you were like, âPlease mom please I gotta have this I gotta go do thisâ and they went âHell no you think Iâm paying for that do you want to goddamn EAT?â â And this light went on in their eyes. The lady is going to go check thrift stores for an Easybake Oven and I told her about Wilton cake decorating classes. The dude is going to Griffith Park and ride horses, because, âI always wanted to be a cowboy, and you canât drink when youâre on a horse âcause youâll fucking die!â Fuck it. This is what being an adult is. Sure itâs bills and work and relationships, but damn it, itâs also time to do the things you LIKE. I signed up for a free class/lecture on Water Gardens. Iâm going. Itâs time.
Jill. Jill you are wonderful.
no joke, this is such an important aspect of overcoming trauma. I mean the trauma of abusive parents, the trauma of broke ass parents who got toxic because of it, the trauma of capitalism. Like fuck it. Go to Wrestlemania. Build a shit ton of terrariums.
I took a stained glass class during the pandemic and now I have a hummingbird hanging in my kitchen window. And this year Iâm finally getting chickens!!
This is literally why I have my Sailor Moon thermos.
it doesnât even have to be the trauma of bad parents. It can be the everyday human pain of âI lost my favorite toy when I was 12 and never found it again.â It can be the parents who loved you and fully sympathized with your desire to have the thing, but honey, we just donât have the money right now. It can be the fact that you no longer live with your brother whoâs highly allergic to dogs, so you can finally have the dog you always wanted that you always understood why you couldnât get, and you accepted it, but it was still painful. It can be the Atari games or Nintendo games or Sega games that donât exist anymore that you played in your childhood.
As Iâve gotten older Iâve realized â you donât have to be suffering some great trauma, something unusual and particularly damaging, to feel pain. You donât have to have lost your entire home in a hurricane to have lost something you truly valued and miss a lot. You donât have to have had toxic parents to have been denied some things you wanted because they just didnât have the money, or the resources, or the health.
Time is pain. Loss and disappointment are part of human existence. But you donât have to try to justify why your specific loss or disappointment is especially bad to admit that it hurts and do something to rectify that hurt in some small way.
âI felt like the grinchďżźâ See once she said that, I thought that must e been the best feeling.ďżź
We owe fat LGBT people everything
Being fat and "attractive" always comes with an addendum of gender hyper performance- literally think about how many fat guys you've found attractive unless they were big bearded lumberjack flannel wearing daddies and think many fat chicks you've found attractive unless they were pompadour having poodle skirt wearing 50s pinup dolls.
Big unabashedly fat GNC homos are the lifeblood of our community I love big fat obtrusive butch bulldykes who sit with their legs spread and take up space and I love effeminate fruity limp wristed fat bears that wear short shorts and feather boas. Stupendous magnificent showstopping
i love tubbo but how is he just so awful at so many games
untrue. tubbo is the greatest at every game he plays he simply just plays by his own set of rules
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it is 5 am and ranboo is streaming to thousands of people in his best friends house, by himself, while his best friend is asleep. he has been streaming for like 10 hours straight now. he just broke a hype train. he has raised thousands of dollars for charity, and he is getting excited over a beyblade toy spinning. âguys look!!! it is so cool!! guys watch this!!â he says as we cannot see a single thing. âthis is so awesome!â we are staring at a stone block in minecraft. he is playing virtual bop-it. didnât we just listen to this song?? he is exhausted, delirious, and saying things he definitely will Not remember the next day, he has been listening to the same album for 10 hours straight. he just broke the entire twitch website. i donât think he has gotten up to go to the bathroom once. he is talking really fast. he is happy. he is grateful for everything he has and the fact that he gets to help so many people by doing what he loves. he is wearing his own merch. he just told someone in his chat to screw off. he wants taco bell. he is telling random stories. what is he saying. what is he talking about. he is tired. but he is happy. hes a little concerning. we are so grateful for him. didnât we just listen to this lemon demon song? why is this song on again