Mleem's Brainrot Compilation, or a list of my fanfics
Multichapter:
- but i still hold out hope that maybe someday
It's the 64th Hunger Games, and Tango and Jimmy are chosen as District 12's latest set of tributes. The fic follows Tango's POV all the way from the reaping, through the pregame, and into the arena, as he tries and fails not to get too attached to his district partner. Will their bond and the help of their mentor, Scott Smajor, finally get District 12 another winner..... or two?
The first fic in the Rancher Games universe. Second fic is in progress.
- Storyline Strings
After Double Life, everyone is supposed to be sent back to their home server. But Tango ends up somewhere else. Somewhere where his rancher buddy is a sheriff in a mesa, and a certain god keeps insisting he's a toy. And a god's words have impact.
- Crystals and Candy
In Season 8, Impulse gets a nice sign from someone called Charlie, requesting help making a chocolate factory. And it came with free, extremely delicious samples! Sounds good to him. This Charlie person can't be anything but trustworthy with candy like that.
- Nethered
A fan sequel to Past the Bedrock by ooFFFF. A universe-hopping Zedaph finds his way to a world where Hermits have been hurt and split apart by a strange Nether that seems set on pulling everyone in. The Nether is dangerous, the portals have beem closed, and the hermits inside have been lost... until Portaldaph makes it his mission to save them.
First fic in the Nethered Au.
Oneshots:
- The Netherknight
Helsknight comes into existence. Helsknight becomes the Nether. Helsknight decides to try and make people happy.
Second fic in the Nethered Au.
- In the Nick of Time
Tango is a time entity who doesn't yet know it, and that.... causes a problem.
- The Pain Of Discovery
For the Furious Cocktail Au created by @12u3ie! Tango discovers his superpowers.
- Zirconium Deficiency
The infamous flowerpot crackfic. Set in the Hermitopia Au run by @hermitcraftheadcanons. Impulse is very confused by his body's reaction to VEX power surgery.
- Crossed Portals
The story of how Portaldaph, my AU portal entity Zed, came to be. Or, what happens when you try to make an intersecting Nether portal.
- Golden Changes
Impulse uses far too many totems, and they're starting to affect him.
First fic in the Totempulse Au.
- A Little Bit Of A Problem
Tango probably shouldn't be messing with Impulse's code, but it's for science!
Second fic in the Totempulse Au
- The End of it All
A recently totemificated Zedaph spends some time in the End, and absolutely nothing goes wrong.
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Finally they are complete! A Pokemon card for every hermit. I tried to do different styles for every card; to try and emulate how pokemon cards get draw by a buth of different artists. This was a lot of fun to do! Let me know what one is your favourite card!
Today on important and pertinent questions that everyone is wondering:
Which Hermits do I think would wear fanny packs?
Impulse: No. I actually asked him this on stream, and he confirmed that he does not own a single fanny pack. Which is a shame, because he is a dad, and I think he'd enjoy the convenience and organization of a belt bag, but he just cares way too much about avoiding being uncool to commit such a heinous fashion faux pas. I think he wears cargo shorts with deep pockets to hold his wallet and keys instead.
Skizz: Yes. Oh you know he does. I'm 85% certain he owns more than one fanny pack in real life. Fashion crimes?? Never heard of her. The fact that it's a storage unit that sits directly over your crotch is a feature to him, not a bug. That level of obnoxious dork-induced psychic damage is his bread and butter and he REVELS in it. And you know every single fanny pack in his possession is busted and falling apart and full of junk that he's never gonna need in his life. Used tissues. A paper clip. A single cough drop that expired twelve years ago. Pocket lint. It's like a Mary Poppins bag but exclusively for garbage and useless thingamabobs.
Gem: No. Absolutely not. Gem is the #1 fanny pack hater. 95% of groans caused by Skizz's fanny pack antics originate from Gem. She will complain about the fanny packs. Loudly. This only makes Skizz want to wear them more. He will purchase a hot pink one just for her, embroidered with her name, and when she refuses to wear it he will instead wear it himself, stacked directly over his own fanny pack in order to inflict maximum embarrassment. Gem is suffering and there is no escape from this hell.
Grian: No. Despite being a chaos gremlin, Grian is actually a wee bit more dignified and sophisticated than he lets on. He's not a fanny pack hater, but they're not exactly his style. I can see him making use of a drawstring bag instead.
Scar: Maybe. I'm conflicted about this one. On one hand, he's definitely enough of a confident dork to unashamedly wear a fanny pack in bright neon colors with cartoon characters vinyl printed on the sides. On the other hand, he never seems to be carrying the right amount of things for such a small storage space. Scar needs a backpack at minimum, and a tiny little belt bag just isn't gonna cut it. He almost certainly owns at least one and uses it while visiting the Disney parks though.
Doc: Yes. This isn't even a question. This is the man who wore an Elsa costume and bright orange crocs to the meet-and-greet in Rotterdam. Who's gonna stop him? You?? And incur the wrath of the Goat?? He's got the confidence and the death glare and the strut to make anything look good. He only has one fanny pack, and it's in pristine condition: Tasteful dark leather, gently aged, immaculately organized. Phone. Wallet. Keys. A few small Swiss Army knife-type multitools. And a lollipop for Doccy.
Joe Hills: Yes. Indubitably. And you already know it's bright neon green and full of stuff that you wouldn't expect to be useful but somehow manages to solve niche edge case dilemmas every time. Joe Hills' fanny pack is like a Mary Poppins bag but for surprisingly useful doohickeys. He can't fit his wallet into it though.
Bdubs: Yes. Bdubs has exactly the kind of slightly panicked dad energy that makes me think of socks with sandals and Hawaiian floral shirts and fanny packs on cargo shorts. His is also leather, but it's kinda old and falling apart. He tries to keep it organized. He ends up with the occasional candy wrapper and used tissue in there anyway. He put his wallet in upside down once and spilled all the change inside and he's still finding loose nickels. It's fine though. It's fine. Don't worry about it.
Beef and Keralis: Yes. Haven't seen a lot of their stuff, but until proven otherwise, I am going to assume that the Dad Hivemind holds true and these two have indeed fallen prey to the unfashionable allure of the fanny pack. They certainly don't seem like the kind of crotchety killjoy who wouldn't wear one.
Tango: No. Fanny packs are dumb. They look dumb and feel dumb and have too many dumb zippers. Small items go in pockets. That's what cargo shorts are for.
Joel: No. Joel is a little bit too young of a dad to have reached the point of desperation when he'll sacrifice his dignity for the convenience of a mid-hip man-purse. I believe in him though. Give it a few more years and a few lost pacifiers on long road trips and I think he'll get there eventually.
Ren: Yes. Despite not having any children of his own to necessarily justify such a dadly fashion fail, Ren nonetheless has enough flamboyant theater kid energy (and enough of a distractingly handsome face) to wear a fanny pack in public and get away with it. I think it's only a matter of time before he also starts wearing the socks with sandals.
Zed: Yes. Oh yes. And it's pastel pink and contains absolutely nothing useful. There's no room for his phone when the fanny pack is stacked full of tictacs and travel packets of peanut M&M's. He's exactly the guy you wanna have on a long road trip. He always brings the snacks.
Mumbo: Yes. Specifically, I think he'd make good use of fanny packs while mountain climbing. Fashion isn't exactly a priority when you're hanging off the edge of a sheer cliff face in brightly colored safety gear so that the rescuers can find you easily if you plummet to your death. And fanny packs are useful! It's readily available at the front of your body, in a relatively unobtrusive spot for climbing, and you can fit so many carabiners and trail mix bags in those suckers. And also a GoPro. Y'know. Just in case he wants to get that sweet mountaintop footage.
Jevin: Yes. Just a vibe, but he strikes me as the kind of fun uncle who always has fidget toys and/or fruit snacks on his person at all times. The kind of stuff that might pinch or get squished if you put them in your pockets, but a small bag on your hips? Perfect!
Xb: Yes. Also just a vibe, but something tells me FedXb would appreciate convenient portable storage while making his deliveries.
Pearl: Yes. Not a large one, but something streamlined and close to the body, maybe off on one hip, and somehow, I think she actually makes it look good. It's probably got all the necessities and a few extra things in there, like chapstick and hand cream.
Cub: Nah. Nothing against it, it's just not his style. Cub strikes me as the kind of quietly sophisticated savant who'd carry a briefcase if they hadn't gone out of style half a century ago. He'll keep things in his pockets.
Xisuma: No. Neither the gentle, slightly sqeamish British computer nerd nor the extremely muscled Scream mask wearing heavy metal guitarist is exactly giving "fanny pack enjoyer" to me. He could probably make a crossbody bag look good though.
False: No. Probably not. Character!False would wear a tool belt with hidden weapons in it, absolutely; but a fanny pack, nah. Not her style.
Cleo: Sometimes. The character ZombieCleo? Yes, absolutely, and it's bright neon pink to match their psychedelic 80's workout gear. Real life Cleo? Not all the timeâthey're a bit too dignified and sophisticated for thatâbut they also have enough practical teacher energy that I think if it was a field trip to the zoo or something when they had a schedule to keep and heads to count and way more things to worry about than how they look, I think Cleo would use a fanny pack. Convenience is less headaches and less headaches makes a happy Cleo.
Etho: Unclear. He seems more like a wilderness backpack kind of guy. But if he does wear a fanny pack, itâs because itâs convenient, and heâs almost certainly unaware of how much theyâve been memed into oblivion. Itâs over two decades old and falling apart at the seams but he refuses to let it go because itâs comfortable and heâs way too attached to his organizational system. Heâs got all kinds of useful stuff in there. Like a pocket knife. And bear spray. And the ingredients for homemade fireworks.
etho would find a cursed amulet and dump it in a random chest and bdubs would find it later and go hey when did you get this cool amulet and etho would go don't touch that it's cursed and bdubs would go OH i SEE you don't want me to wear this cool amulet and etho would go no it's really cursed bdubs and bdubs would go YEAH RIGHT and immediately succumbs to the curse
or etho is like oh that's my cursed amulet you should try it on ^-^ and bdubs is like OH so you WANT me to succumb to the curse huh??? hey! hey? and etho is like i didn't say that! i don't think you would get cursed i just think you should try it on and bdubs is like HA HA HA. NO. and etho is like well it was just a suggestion and bdubs is like oh alright and immediately succumbs to the curse
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Jolteon Tango (because well, have you seen my Tango design? :3c), Vaporeon Skizz, Flareon Impulse,,, the most mischievious Eevees around
OG post! and seperated lil guys under cut :D
my art programm tried to explode me so so hard BUT I SURVIVEDDD :D i'm probably going to add these 3 to my artfight because i'm actually super happy with their designs <3
@/beeluvsbunni: what do u mean mellozheist ships poly bad boys. what. ur fucking joeking
@/joehills: No, Joe King is Steven King's son.
image 2: A Twitter reply.
@/Mythicalsausage: Zero Boundaries. Go crazy with my sweet Pirate Sausage!!!
image 3: A Twitter thread.
@/coolsvillesuckZ: yeah esp bcs a lot of the people who ask "what are you boundaries?" are just looking for how far they can push it without getting in trouble rather than making sure they're being a decent person u shouldn't need a boundary list bcs most people just want basic decency
@/TobyIsPriv: So true so based I'm not making a fucking list of social skills LMAOOO
image 4: A Twitch stream TTS message.
Misstrixtin would like to share something with everyone LUL: phil do you and missa have a ship name or is that against your boundaries?
image 5: A Tumblr post.
Anonymous asked: Hey, Zloy! How would you feel if someone made ship art of you and Pixlriffs?
@/askzloyxp answered: Is that a trick question? Do you think no one did? Do you.. do you think I don't know? Dude, I've actively seeked out and read ZloyXPixlriffs fanfiction.
image 6: A tweet.
@/docm77: About the whole shipping topic that seems to be a big deal in the community here. I don't care if you ship me, lol
For others respect their boundaries please.
@/docm77 [quote tweeting himself]: Wait! Shipping means not "being on a boat together?!???
OmgâŚ
That changes everything! I only wanna be shipped with Rendog then. He looks cuddly. Hehehe.
image 7: A Tumblr post.
@/zombiecleoprime: How to avoid shipping problems
1) Make sure shipping fics are appropriately labelled.
2) Ignore things with those labels
image 8: A Twitter thread.
@/Smajor1995: Re #piratessmp boundaries, I am pretty much okay with anything lmao, as long as it doesn't go against the boundaries of the other creators! If I ever feel uncomfortable or like a line has been overstepped I will let you all know! But Ive been loving all the p!scott stuff so far!
@/aimseytv: [replies with a crude drawing of stick figures, maybe herself and Scott, about to kiss with a heart above them]
image 9: A Tumblr reply.
@/defonotsmajor: I promise you now, p!scott is not a top lmao
image 10: A Tumblr post.
Anonymous asked: Curious, what are your boundaries?
@/inthelittlewood answered: I guess whatever my Area3D and collision box are set to đ¤
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[video transcript:
TTS: First, what is your boundaries on shipping? I'm pretty sure Bdubs has talked to you about this before, but this is just a clarification. And second, give me your favorite South Park episode.
GoodTimesWithScar: Yeah, I'm definitely a UPS guy. FedEx has let me down too many times and they send way too many emails when something's coming. Also, I'm gonna say it: postal service? Not a big fan right now. Not a big fan. They lost my mom's passâ
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I love it when Martyn ITLW looks directly into the camera with the knowledge that whatever just happened is already being clipped and uploaded into tumblr
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mcyt fans will be like yeah my favorite ship is the smart, nerdy twink and the big friendly hunk and all the other characters are supporting roles haha. and then you look at the characters and it's a genuinely intriguing look at manipulation and guilt and how it can lead people to dark, desperate places. and also the hunk is literally physically disabled but no one wants to talk about that because it's hard to draw yaoi fanart that incorporates a wheelchair
In which Tango demonstrates that âsnooginsâ is, in fact, a noun
Tango: The playerâs in here, theyâre all like BLUGBLRLRGLRUBP, right, and meanwhile, the ravager just runs right on top of their head andâŚboops âem in the snoogins.
Tango: DahâIâm sorry, Iâm sorry, sometimes my innerâŚSkizzâŚpokes out.
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